SkydiveStMarys 0 #1 June 6, 2006 Good God, someone shoot me please!! Crazy neighbor ladies (she is the neighbor that accused me of f***ing her "hubby") mother has moved onto our street!! Across the street, two doors down from her daughter. What ever I have done to offend the Gods, I am sorry. I guess one compensation to all this they are on the other side of the street. Any suggestions? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #2 June 6, 2006 Live your life.. let them live theirs. Stay very very busy. Kill them with kindness. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #3 June 6, 2006 QuoteGood God, someone shoot me please!! Crazy neighbor ladies (she is the neighbor that accused me of f***ing her "hubby") mother has moved onto our street!! Across the street, two doors down from her daughter. What ever I have done to offend the Gods, I am sorry. I guess one compensation to all this they are on the other side of the street. Any suggestions? Bobbi I sacrifice baby rabbits in the morning to have God like me. It actually works out prety well.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #4 June 6, 2006 I am trying to do this...your absolutely right...except...did you ever get the feeling that there are eyes watching your every move? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #5 June 6, 2006 QuoteGood God, someone shoot me please!! Crazy neighbor ladies (she is the neighbor that accused me of f***ing her "hubby") mother has moved onto our street!! Across the street, two doors down from her daughter. What ever I have done to offend the Gods, I am sorry. I guess one compensation to all this they are on the other side of the street. Any suggestions? _______________________________________ There goes the neighborhood! What's with that? This could get real scarey! Chuck Bobbi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #6 June 6, 2006 How about squirrels? Would they work? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #7 June 6, 2006 QuoteI am trying to do this...your absolutely right...except...did you ever get the feeling that there are eyes watching your every move? Bobbi Just keep dancing naked in your high heels each night with your lights on... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #8 June 6, 2006 Quotedid you ever get the feeling that there are eyes watching your every move? As a guy who ain't the best looking dude around, I cannot really say that I have had this experience. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #9 June 6, 2006 Trust me...the phrase "tag team" has come to my mind more then once. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #10 June 6, 2006 Do you think that offends them? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #11 June 6, 2006 Quote Do you think that offends them? Bobbi No I just like your nightly shows!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #12 June 6, 2006 Quote I am trying to do this...your absolutely right...except...did you ever get the feeling that there are eyes watching your every move? Don't worry about it. Ignore them.We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #13 June 6, 2006 "Don't worry about it. Ignore them." I do this too. Then I moon them. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #14 June 6, 2006 Ill watch your every move if you moon me!!!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #15 June 6, 2006 QuoteTrust me...the phrase "tag team" has come to my mind more then once. Bobbi __________________________________ I just hope, it isn't a mother-daughter 'tag-team' on you! Are these people harrassing you or doing something to upset you or are you just 'in general' anti red-neck? Hell! Get 'em a spot on the 'Springer show'!!! They'll for ever love you for it! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #16 June 6, 2006 "Love your neighbor" Fuck that shit, everyone has an annoying neighbor, these are some ideas how to piss them off. Kidnap his dog and shave it Move your garbage/recycling pile to his/her garbage/recycling pile Play Ding-Dong-Ditch at his house Prank call him, say u are a stalker, then have your friend talk to you on a walky-talky saying what the guy/girl is doing Kidnap his dog Watch porn at high volume Destroy his garbage/recycling pile Kidnap his cat and shave it Burn his lawn Paintball their car Take all the air out of their car's wheels Break their windows Lean a garbage can full of water on their door, then ring their doorbell Walk in front of their house in the nude Throw fire crackers at their house Egg their house Put poppers under their car's wheels Put crap in a paper bag, light it on fire, leave it at their doorstep, and then ring the doorbell Knock down their mailbox Give them blackmail Throw fire crackers down their chimmeny There you go!!! A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #17 June 6, 2006 Oh by no means am I anti-red neck..hell my one son was born here and my oldest son has spent 9 1/2 yrs of his 11 yr old self in the south, so by all standards he is red neck too. These people are just plain weird.....it all goes back to when the crazy neighbor lady's "hubby"/boyfriend worked for my SO. He no longer works for my SO...thats a whole other story in itself. She claimed that he was/wanted to f*** me. Eeeeeew he is a back woods redneck, she CNL, is from Germany...born there, raised in California. Talk about an odd combination. I started a whole thread about that incident a few months back. "Hubby" told me to "never ask CNL questions about me such as, "how is he doing? How is he feeling?" You know the type of questions...neighborly..polite questions. Well she took it as me wanting his ass. Once again I say...EWWWWWWWWWW. So she acted weird for about a week...avoided me...screaming and yelling going on in their house...the whole nine yards and then like a light went off..she was a sweet as can be, talked to me like nothing ever happened...went out of her way to do everything and anything she could for me... Hence she is and always will be Crazy Neighbor Lady. So I have no problem with "red necks", just freakin crazy people!! They are not harrassing me...just hot and cold towards my family...when they are hot...they are really hot...and when they are cold...good god...turn the freezer down will ya??!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #18 June 6, 2006 QuoteHow about squirrels? Would they work? Bobbi Well, not really. People shoot squirrels all the time, so sacrificing squirrels isn't anything special. That's why you gotta go for baby rabbits, especially really cute, fluffy ones.This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #19 June 6, 2006 QuoteOh by no means am I anti-red neck..hell my one son was born here and my oldest son has spent 9 1/2 yrs of his 11 yr old self in the south, so by all standards he is red neck too. These people are just plain weird.....it all goes back to when the crazy neighbor lady's "hubby"/boyfriend worked for my SO. He no longer works for my SO...thats a whole other story in itself. She claimed that he was/wanted to f*** me. Eeeeeew he is a back woods redneck, she CNL, is from Germany...born there, raised in California. Talk about an odd combination. I started a whole thread about that incident a few months back. "Hubby" told me to "never ask CNL questions about me such as, "how is he doing? How is he feeling?" You know the type of questions...neighborly..polite questions. Well she took it as me wanting his ass. Once again I say...EWWWWWWWWWW. So she acted weird for about a week...avoided me...screaming and yelling going on in their house...the whole nine yards and then like a light went off..she was a sweet as can be, talked to me like nothing ever happened...went out of her way to do everything and anything she could for me... Hence she is and always will be Crazy Neighbor Lady. So I have no problem with "red necks", just freakin crazy people!! They are not harrassing me...just hot and cold towards my family...when they are hot...they are really hot...and when they are cold...good god...turn the freezer down will ya??!! Bobbi __________________________________________ Wow! What a couple of weirdos! I'm glad you like red-necks! I feel all warm and fuzzy, now that I know that. Hey! If, you ever wanna piss 'em off, drive up and down the street past their houses yellin' "Wal-Mart SUCKS!" Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #20 June 6, 2006 QuoteLive your life.. let them live theirs. Stay very very busy. Kill them with kindness a wooden stake through the heart--it is the only way to kill blood-sucking vampires. There--fixed it for ya'! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #21 June 6, 2006 I'll tell you what! Y'all, know how to have fun! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #22 June 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteLive your life.. let them live theirs. Stay very very busy. Kill them with kindness a wooden stake through the heart--it is the only way to kill blood-sucking vampires. There--fixed it for ya'! Walt _____________________________________ Dayum, Walt! You really do have 'anger issues'! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #23 June 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteLive your life.. let them live theirs. Stay very very busy. Kill them with kindness a wooden stake through the heart--it is the only way to kill blood-sucking vampires. There--fixed it for ya'! Walt _____________________________________ Dayum, Walt! You really do have 'anger issues'! Chuck Nah, just tryin' to be helpful! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shaiziel 0 #24 June 6, 2006 Neighbor From Hell 2: Mom Moves In There goes the neighborhood. ---------------------------------------- 6.8% - Almost there! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #25 June 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteLive your life.. let them live theirs. Stay very very busy. Kill them with kindness a wooden stake through the heart--it is the only way to kill blood-sucking vampires. There--fixed it for ya'! Walt _____________________________________ Dayum, Walt! You really do have 'anger issues'! Chuck Nah, just tryin' to be helpful! Walt ________________________________________ I'm not really concerned about your anger issues. I just, like your style! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
