smiles 0 #1 June 6, 2006 Anyone else suffering with mole mounds? Any new innovations? (neutering the little *%$#'s) Putting eucalyptus oil on cotton balls, stuffing them down the holes? Shove a hose into the hole and, poised with raised shovel, await the soggy vermin's rise -then beat the crap outa them? Move? ....pee into the holes after first eating asparagus? Smoke bombs? Our d.z. packing area is in dire need....so is my front lawn.... suggestions please... SMileseustress. : a positive form of stress having a beneficial effect on health, motivation, performance, and emotional well-being. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #2 June 6, 2006 You can always give Carl Spackler a ring. He's really good with those pesky critters. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #3 June 6, 2006 Three letters for ya... T.N.T. A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
usedtajump 1 #4 June 6, 2006 I have a cat that lives in my barn and so far this year I've seen him kill and eat about 20 of the bastards. So far, the yard is mole free.The older I get the less I care who I piss off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #5 June 6, 2006 well they do make several medieval looking mole trap thingamajigs http://www.victorpest.com/mole_instructions.htm .Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #6 June 6, 2006 And I was all ready to tell you about my beautiful Cindy Crawford mole I have above my lip No mounds, but yes to moles. AND MY neighbor wants to buy these horrible traps that squish and kill the little guys OK, he's not really , he's just a man against the beast and is determined to win the war for the yard. But alas, I have some humane traps on order and all it took was a "Puuuullllllease, try this first" and a and he agreed. Yey! The mole-gods will thank me some dayNow, where shall I relocate the moles..... Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #7 June 6, 2006 I found this this to be quite effective. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #8 June 6, 2006 QuoteAnd I was all ready to tell you about my beautiful Cindy Crawford mole I have above my lip It makes sense now. Not satisfied with gerbils, Richard Gere went trolling for moles, and found one on Ms. Crawford. I guess he was disheartened to figure out that it was the wrong type of mole. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 June 6, 2006 QuoteI found this this to be quite effective. And John Rich leans back in his chair and proclaims - ahhhhh - mini me.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
