weegegirl 2 #1 June 7, 2006 Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burnes 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Different Position Missionary..........................358 cal Doggy...........................316 cal 69 lying...............................286 cal 69 standing.............................512 cal Italian hanger.........................912 cal Orgasm Real................................112 cal Faking................................315 cal After "O" Lying in Bed............................18 cal Hop off the bed............................36 cal Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal Get dressed Quiet and calm...........................32 cal Rushing.........................98 cal Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sista at the door.............1942 cal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clownburner 0 #2 June 7, 2006 I like to refer to that as the "FYF" excersize plan: Fuck yourself fit!7CP#1 | BTR#2 | Payaso en fuego Rodriguez "I want hot chicks in my boobies!"- McBeth Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #3 June 7, 2006 But what's this? QuoteItalian hanger.........................912 cal ?~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PRSKY71 0 #4 June 7, 2006 Quote Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal I hope you're joking about the above!!! And even if joking, it just seems inappropriate. Character cannot be made except by a steady, long continued process. -- Phillips Brooks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #5 June 7, 2006 Not sure, actually... but it really burns a LOT of calories. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #6 June 7, 2006 QuoteQuote Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal I hope you're joking about the above!!! And even if joking, it just seems inappropriate. No, I'm dead serious. Can't you tell? The whole thing is serious. Jeesh, why does everyone always think I'm joking???? seriously... lighten up... just a little... mkay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PRSKY71 0 #7 June 7, 2006 I can usually, just not about this!! Sorry! But the rest of the post was interesting!!! I'll get busy tonight!! Character cannot be made except by a steady, long continued process. -- Phillips Brooks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #8 June 7, 2006 Quote But the rest of the post was interesting!!! I'll get busy tonight!! I'm pretty sure this was written as a joke. Not so sure it is "scientifically accurate". So don't kill yourself or anything. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #9 June 7, 2006 So....how YOU doin? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #10 June 7, 2006 QuoteSo....how YOU doin? no no no... how YOU doin? So tell us Lindercles, what's the Italian hanger????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #11 June 7, 2006 I'm not sure which would be better, a joke or the truth, so I'm going with the truth.... It's when the woman is on the ground (or the bed, or anywhere else for that matter) with only her head and shoulders in contact with the surface. The rest of her back is vertical, and her legs are spread wide. The man is then standing over her. It's called the Italian Hanger because from above her legs look sort of like the two main parts of a clothes hanger. Any other questions? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #12 June 7, 2006 here you go: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Hanger weeweegurl let me know if you need a lesson!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #13 June 7, 2006 Quotehere you go: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Hanger weeweegurl let me know if you need a lesson!! uh... thanks, but uh..... i'm all good on that front. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #14 June 7, 2006 This reminds me of the Patented Jello-J Sex and Fruit Diet Plan!! Each Morning before getting out of bed, Start the day off right with some Morning Sex. For Breakfast.. Just fruit. (Bananas, Strawberries, Cantaloupe and the sort) Slip home for a Nooner if at all Possible. (Or just get a Nooner where ever you happen to be) For Lunch.. Again.. More Fruit. (Apples, Oranges, Grapes, Watermelon and such) For Dinner.. A normal, Healthy Balanced Meal. And then Sex twice before bed. Guaranteed to work off the extra Pounds and put a smile on your face!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #15 June 7, 2006 HOw you doin?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #16 June 7, 2006 QuoteQuotehere you go: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_Hanger weeweegurl let me know if you need a lesson!! uh... thanks, but uh..... i'm all good on that front. Wanna be my workout partner? Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
