leroydb 0 #1 June 8, 2006 A very unattractive, mean actin' woman walks into Walmart with her two kids. After shoving her way past several customers waiting to get carts, she says to the Walmart greeter, "Go through those carts and find me one that doesn't need oiling for once!" Yes Ma'am, happy to oblige," says the Greeter, and goes and picks out a cart for her. "Here you are, Ma'am, hope this one is okay," he says. "If you'd get out of my way, maybe I could find out!" snaps the woman. "Sorry, Ma'am," the Greeter says, standing aside, "And you and the twins have a nice day." The woman snarls, "They're not twins, you moron! They don't even look alike. The greeter smiles, "No they don't Ma'am. I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #2 June 8, 2006 Nothing like re-kindling my dislike for Wal-Mart, it's employees, and the annoying people that shop there!!!Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
