I asked why wife to bring me a sammich...

[StreetScooby 5]

And she didn't. Told me to get it myself. What should I do?

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[StreetScooby 5]

Well, the poll numbers are coming in. Sounds like I should get it myself

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[dzdiva 7]

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Well, the poll numbers are coming in. Sounds like I should get it myself

Ya think?

"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..."

[popsjumper 2]

Failure to get a sammich is a divorcable offense, isn't it?

She's probably catholic...tell her the Pope said she had to do it.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[StreetScooby 5]

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She's probably catholic

Nope. Church of England.

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[skydemon2 0]

I think you should nicely explain who the boss is and give her another chance to comply with your orders...... if she doesnt, then spankings are in order as a disciplinary measure!!

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!

I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!

[StreetScooby 5]

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I think you should nicely explain who the boss is and give her another chance to comply with your orders...... if she doesnt, then spankings are in order as a disciplinary measure!!

Nice thought. But, in my world, it doesn't really work that way

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[skydemon2 0]

It could be if you have the strength to make it that way!!

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!

I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!

[StreetScooby 5]

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It could be if you have the strength to make it that way!!

Oh, I have the strength to produce change. Sometimes, it's not worth that strength for the change that's produced.

I'm going to go out on a limb here - you're not married? Much less with kids?

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[skydemon2 0]

Thats just a lucky guess on your part!!

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!

I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!

[StreetScooby 5]

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Thats just a lucky guess on your part!!

You're right!!!

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[JerryBaumchen 1,450]

Reminds me of a number of years ago when a female reporter was interviewing former actor Ricardo Mantalban. During the interview he said to his wife Esther Williams, 'Go get me a beer.' The aghast reporter said to him, 'Why don't go get it yourself?' Which he replied, "If I wanted to get it myself why would I have gotten married?'

Now, I am not advocating this; just something I read.

Jerry

[skydemon2 0]

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Reminds me of a number of years ago when a female reporter was interviewing former actor Ricardo Mantalban. During the interview he said to his wife Esther Williams, 'Go get me a beer.' The aghast reporter said to him, 'Why don't go get it yourself?' Which he replied, "If I wanted to get it myself why would I have gotten married?'

Now, I am not advocating this; just something I read.

Jerry

nice....

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!

I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!

[NWFlyer 2]

Why wife?

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[Flying-Wench 0]

he he he

i have the opposite arrangements.. (no training or spankings were required)

i eat, make mess and skydive.
he cooks, cleans and stays home.

just works out that way!

[skydemon2 0]

are you sure you married a man?


I kid I kid

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!

I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!

[Flying-Wench 0]

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are you sure you married a man?


I kid I kid

shhhh i dont question, just enjoy

i DO get that ALL the time.. or wether i am in fact a man trapped in a womans body

[skydemon2 0]

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are you sure you married a man?


I kid I kid

shhhh i dont question, just enjoy

i DO get that ALL the time.. or wether i am in fact a man trapped in a womans body

Only with some nice clear pics will I be able to tell feel free to post them or pm them to me!!

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!

I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!

[Flying-Wench 0]

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are you sure you married a man?


I kid I kid

shhhh i dont question, just enjoy

i DO get that ALL the time.. or wether i am in fact a man trapped in a womans body

Only with some nice clear pics will I be able to tell feel free to post them or pm them to me!!

(walked into that one)

[Flying-Wench 0]

reply]Only with some nice clear pics will I be able to tell feel free to post them or pm them to me!!

[FallinWoman 1]

You left out the correct answer....
You should get up, make two sandwiches, and offer one to her.

Has being married taught you nothing???

~Anne

I'm a Doll!!!!

[mnealtx 0]

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You left out the correct answer....
You should get up, make two sandwiches, and offer one to her.

Has being married taught you nothing???

Evidently, how to sleep on the couch!!!

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[StreetScooby 5]

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You should get up, make two sandwiches, and offer one to her.

Whose side are you on??

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[Broke 0]

Divorce her, she's probibly not worth the trouble anyway, and then get it yourself. Then you can have exactly the sammich you want and you can put as much time into making your masterpiece as you want to.

Divot your source for all things Hillbilly.
Anvil Brother 84
SCR 14192

[airtwardo 7]

Grab the Mailman and make a wife SAMMICH!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~