kelel01 1 #1 June 6, 2006 How does the WHOLE "Hey Asshole!" thing go, from start to finish? I remember: "Hey Asshole!" "WHAT?" "Count off!" "One!" *middle finger* Is that it? Or does it go on from there? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #2 June 6, 2006 QuoteHow does the WHOLE "Hey Asshole!" thing go, from start to finish? I remember: "Hey Asshole!" "WHAT?" "Count off!" "One!" *middle finger* Is that it? Or does it go on from there? Or you can say whatevfer it is that they wanted the attention for. Like - "Hey ASSHOLE!" What - We have a birthday - 1000th jump - graduation jump - first crw dive - etc.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #3 June 6, 2006 Oh, yeah, I know that. I was inquiring about the whole Muff Brothers thing, though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrewGPM 0 #4 June 6, 2006 Here's the way I know it. I don't know if it is the official version...but I heard at WFFC a lot!: hey asshole WHAT? Count off ONE (middle finger salute) Make room for the tandems FUCK THE TANDEMS! Who are the Rodriquez Brothers? FUCK THE RODRIGUEZ BROTHER...MUFF MUFF MUFF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 June 6, 2006 QuoteHere's the way I know it. I don't know if it is the official version...but I heard at WFFC a lot!: hey asshole WHAT? Count off ONE (middle finger salute) Make room for the tandems FUCK THE TANDEMS! Who are the Rodriquez Brothers? FUCK THE RODRIGUEZ BROTHER...MUFF MUFF MUFF You forgot the safety briefing Safety Briefing DON'T FUCKIN DIE!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
streaker 0 #6 June 6, 2006 Was that the conception or birth of the anit Christ? What the hell dealin' with that player guess it could be both... Not sure about the whole Hey Asshole thing...but it always gets a roaring response in the WFFC entertaiment tent. Beautiful Landings! StreakerHave a yippee ki ya day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #7 June 6, 2006 oh.... now I know why the "Hey Fuckers" started... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #8 June 7, 2006 Quote Was that the conception or birth of the anit Christ? I heard she didn't put out anyway??? WTF? We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #9 June 7, 2006 It's the birth. But like I said, Satan can be a tricky mofo. He might decide to go against the rules set forth by the movie "The Omen". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #10 June 7, 2006 Ha!! Ha!! That's funny!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leapdog 0 #11 June 7, 2006 There seems to be several versions from a couple of clubs/disciplins. CRW Dogs version- Hey Assholes! What?! How about a payer? Please God, Don't let me Fuck this up! (some say again) What about the free fallers? Fuck the free fallers What about the CRW Dogs? Fuck the CRW dogs, Please! Gunnery Sergeant of Marines "I would like it if I were challenged mentally at my job and not feel like I'm mentally challenged." - Co-worker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #12 June 7, 2006 Actually, Scotty, it was the other way around. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #13 June 7, 2006 It's to reverse anything that is negative. There are a lot of them. If someone calls you an asshole, no problem. Another one that not that many people hear of is "Duh". It started off as a response to people who thought skydivers are brainlocked. "You guys must not be all there to jump from a perfectly good airplane." "uhh... Duh" Then when someone would say Duh, someone else would start a weird song. Example, you can do the entire Hawaii Five-O theme song using "Duh". Finishin g off with "Book 'em Dano". "Book 'em yourself you lazy b&^%%". "Strangers in the night" The Bugs Bunny version of "Barber of Seville" is classic. Another gem of the negativity reversal is the old Blue Skies, Black Death. We changed it to Blue Skies, Black crotchless underwear. (Our version is a lot more popular). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 June 7, 2006 My fav. "Blue Skies" response - "black crotchless underwear" "Are you ready to...?" response - "E.F.S" "Who with?" response - "Everybody... but especially, the Muff Brothers" "and..." response - "the sheep... baaa....baaa" Yeah, we've got class. I miss having Darrell around at Zhills. He came up with all kinds of good stuff, plus he is one of the funniest people that I have ever met. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #15 June 7, 2006 While on the subject.. I would like to know the entire Song that Scotty Carbone Sang on Shannon Memorial Jump that ended with the "HER!!".. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #16 June 7, 2006 QuoteActually, Scotty, it was the other way around. I thought about that... but... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HeatherB 0 #17 June 7, 2006 awww...I miss the muff brother chants! Not a whole lotta muff bros action going on here in Dallas. No singin' in the plane. hrmmm...maybe I should try it next time around. They might think I'm drunk though. I also miss the "even if you get as good as {insert name} you'll still suck!" song. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #18 June 8, 2006 Quote I also miss the "even if you get as good as {insert name} you'll still suck!" song. A little humility never hurts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
carbonezone 0 #19 June 8, 2006 Quote would like to know the entire Song that Scotty Carbone Sang on Shannon Memorial Jump that ended with the "HER!!". Ok here it is "oh here's to shannon, to shannon, to shannon oh here's to shannon the BEST OF EM ALL she eats it, she beats it, she generally mistreats it oh here's to shannon the best of em all HER HER FUCK HER" <> Tami Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #20 June 8, 2006 Mke way for the pilot Fuck the pilot Make way for the tandems fuck the tandems Make wayfor the students Fuck the students Make way for the Muff Brothers Fuck the muff brothers PLEASE!Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
