JENNR8R 0 #1 May 27, 2006 In a telephone conversation at work today I told someone that, I am the last living cell in a dead building." I remember that line from a television program when I was a child. In the same conversation she told me, "Nothing stays the same but change." I kinda like that... What are some of your favorite sayings?What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #2 May 27, 2006 What comes around goes around. and... Dude!! BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #3 May 27, 2006 ****Blessed are the cracked: for it is they who let in the light*****``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #4 May 27, 2006 "Just like a pet monkey, what can't be eatten is either torn apart or shit on"The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #5 May 27, 2006 Women and cats will do as they please, men and dogs should get used to the idea ! Im not as green as I am cabbage looking.``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #6 May 27, 2006 Quote****Blessed are the cracked: for it is they who let in the light***** That's a keeper... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #7 May 27, 2006 oh yeh ! lots of light round here lol``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NewGuy2005 53 #8 May 27, 2006 It looks like it will be too windy to jump tomorrow, but.... "You won't know, if you don't go." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #9 May 27, 2006 Here are a few more: Excuses do NOT prevent consequences. Worry is like a rocking chair, it is something to do, but it gets you nowhere. You wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you knew how seldom they do. The bubbling brook would lose its song if you removed the rocks.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aurelius 0 #10 May 27, 2006 He who is good for excuses is seldom good for anything else. _________________________________________ Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #11 May 27, 2006 " It's like talking to a head of lettuce" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Feeblemind 1 #12 May 27, 2006 I like the simple ones, DOOR!! Fire Safety Tip: Don't fry bacon while naked Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #13 May 27, 2006 QuoteI like the simple ones, DOOR!! Oh yeah! That's one of my favorites too!!! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #14 May 27, 2006 I think my favorite was told to a group of us by an instructor at my Officer's Basic Course - the infamous Doc Washburn (aka, "The Blade"): "Suck it up, cupcakes." It just has a ring to it. He'd say, "You're tired? You're cold and wet? Well, suck it, cupcakes. That's why you make the big bucks." Suck it up and drive on is a personal creed of mine. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #15 May 27, 2006 ~~Women... You can't live with 'em.... ...and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash. ****************************************** A candle burned a both ends lasts 1/2 as long. ...BUT it's TWICE as bright! *************************************** Look to God... But row away from the rocks. ************************************ And my all time favorite... "Anybody gonna eat the rest of this sandwich??" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #16 May 27, 2006 "You've got more chance of getting a wank off the pope" "There's a very small island, where all the people who care live" . (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #17 May 27, 2006 He's so dumb he couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the directions written on the heel. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #18 May 27, 2006 I called the DZ to check to see if the weather was jumpable and the guy said: "If you stay home, you are definitely not jumping." When there's something I'm dreading... "I'd rather eat ground glass." When I'm doing something challenging and making no progress: "This is about as productive as plowing mud." From George of the Jungle (the real person movie with Brendan Fraiser) "Sleep Sweet." From my daughter Emma (7), the reason she is never getting married: "What if I marry one boy and then meet another boy I like better?"Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerryBaumchen 1,444 #19 May 27, 2006 My all-time favorite: "Things are more like they are now than they ever have been before." Dwight Eisenhower Jerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #20 May 27, 2006 "Shut up rookie, I've spilt more than you've ever drank."Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #21 May 28, 2006 Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #22 May 28, 2006 Good: "Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes." Better: "Sex is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #23 May 28, 2006 Life is like a crap sandwich. The more bread you have, the less crap you have to deal with. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImGunnaJump 0 #24 May 28, 2006 QuoteGood: "Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes." Better: "Sex is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes." "...I've learned that while the "needs" in life are important (food, water, shelter), it's the "wants" in life (ice cream, chocolate, sex) that make it worth the effort." Kbordson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImGunnaJump 0 #25 May 28, 2006 I just got this one from another thread by bbarnhouse(SP?): Holding onto a grudge is like drinking poison and expecting someone else to die - life is too short!"...I've learned that while the "needs" in life are important (food, water, shelter), it's the "wants" in life (ice cream, chocolate, sex) that make it worth the effort." Kbordson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
