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Meerkat!:)I love to watch love these things spaz out, run around and then stop and stand up. They crack me up.
"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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Meerkat!:)I love to watch love these things spaz out, run around and then stop and stand up. They crack me up.



something about that look - the expression on his face -

reminds me of someone I know.

I think it's slappie.

Could be McDuck - but I'm pretty sure it's no - it might be - ummm - oh never mind.:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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They are like a cross between a ferret and a cat. Checkout Animal Planet, they're running a series on them.

I LOVE MEERKATS!


Meerkat Vital Statistics
Vision: Color. The dark eye markings act like built-in sunglasses.

Feet: Non-retractable claws. Four toes.

Ears: Closeable.

Height: 12 inches (30 centimeters).

Weight: 2 pounds (0.9 kilograms).

Light-absorbency: Called the "Solar Panel Of The Animal World," meerkats use their dark-skinned, sparsely furred bellies to warm up.

Taxonomy: Members of the mongoose family.

Tail: 8 inches (20 centimeters) long and used as a tripod to balance the animal in an upright position.

Activity: Diurnal (active during the day).

Life span: 12 to 14 years.

Society: A group of meerkats, usually five to thirty members, is called a "mob" or a "gang."
"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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***The dark eye markings act like built-in sunglasses.

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Gatrz sunglasses should design a "Meerkat" Frame.B|

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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***they can't control their spazing!


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Just like me. Maybe I'm part Meerkat! :PHowya doin sweetie?:)

"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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I'll surprise yall some time and pop over to Palatka. Tell "Pukey-cat" (Les) I said hello.:P
"I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it"
RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?"

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***they can't control their spazing!


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Just like me. Maybe I'm part Meerkat! :PHowya doin sweetie?:)



hmmm lets see then...

Meerkat Vital Statistics
Vision: Color. The dark eye markings act like built-in sunglasses.

Check

Feet: Non-retractable claws. Four toes.

I dont think you have claws. Klaws are for Kitties.
Surely you have at least 4 toes. Check

Ears: Closeable.
Check. all men have the abiliy to 'tone out' noises.

Height: 12 inches (30 centimeters).

seriously. I DO NOT want to know.

Weight: 2 pounds (0.9 kilograms).

See above

Light-absorbency: Called the "Solar Panel Of The Animal World," meerkats use their dark-skinned, sparsely furred bellies to warm up.

Most skydivers use alcohol to warm their bellies. Check.

Taxonomy: Members of the mongoose family.

nope. not a mongoose.

Tail: 8 inches (20 centimeters) long and used as a tripod to balance the animal in an upright position.

Again. I DO NOT want to know, but Ive seen you use your tail to try to balance yourself. Notice I said "try".
Check.

Activity: Diurnal (active during the day).

Check. also active at night.

Life span: 12 to 14 years.

You may act 12 to 14, but I know your older.


Society: A group of meerkats, usually five to thirty members, is called a "mob" or a "gang."

Oh, this is so checked!

hmmm 8 out of 11. you may be a meerkat :D
Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
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