corporate rap

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There is urban rap, city rap, even country rap.

I'm thinking that their needs to be a voice of the corporate gangster. That's the f-in big time, you know what I'm sayin' ?

Car jacking ? $1k a week.
Crack dealing ? $2k a week.

CEO salary + options ? $80k a week.

The Enron execs stole more money than any hoodrat could steal if he robbed a bank every day for 10 years.

The words nearly write themselves.

I'm in da' conference room 'cause I'm a playa.
Don' mess wit me 'cause I'm a slaya.

I know you're havin' a fit,
I said your design is like s-,
If I'm not down wit it,
You'll see my Mac10 lit.


Word to yo' staff assistant.

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