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I kid, I kid!!! Party-hardy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Shtanks! I was happy to get my grades back. And thanks Hambone, I'm glad my grades are making someone else happy! (They certainly aren't making my classmates happy, because we're on a strict bell curve, and I royally fucked it up in a couple classes).

Brie
"Ive seen you hump air, hump the floor of the plane, and hump legs. You now have a new nickname: "Black Humper of Death"--yardhippie

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Three years ago I lost my sense of smell and taste as a result of using Zicam cold remedy so I sued them. Today I got my settlement money $$$$. :o:)



Wow... I knew a woman once who lost her sense of smell and taste from a chemical accident... It was amazing that she could clean up dog shit and not have a care in the world... :S

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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Three years ago I lost my sense of smell and taste as a result of using Zicam cold remedy so I sued them. Today I got my settlement money $$$$. :o:)



You're freaking kidding?! That's tragic and cool all at the same time!

Man I bet that makes eating healthier much easier. :)
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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I just got a new job that will triple my annual income well into the six figure range. I start Monday.


Let me repeat what I just said to livendive in his 'Look what I bought' thread...

"HI, DADDY!!!!!" B|
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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i bought a clothes dryer... my first majr home appliance purchase.... it dries my clothes supper fast... it is cool...... and i have a date for sturday night... i'm happy... can't complain..... i get to go with on it in dry clothes now....

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Three years ago I lost my sense of smell and taste as a result of using Zicam cold remedy so I sued them. Today I got my settlement money $$$$. :o:)



You should be paying them - think of the extraneous odors you don't have top bear on the jumpcraft.:|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Three years ago I lost my sense of smell and taste as a result of using Zicam cold remedy so I sued them. Today I got my settlement money $$$$. :o:)



You're freaking kidding?! That's tragic and cool all at the same time!

Man I bet that makes eating healthier much easier. :)


You are so correct!!! I've been doing a "Lean Body" program for about six months and have lost about 15 pounds. If I could taste the stuff that's involved in this monotonous eating regimine, it wouldn't have lasted very long.

On the other hand all these have happened that really suck.

1. Can't remember what my wife smells like. :(:(
2. There's a gas leak in the house.
3. I forgot something on the stove and it's burning.
4. There's a gasoline leak in my motorcycle.
5. The cat litter box stinks.:ph34r: (Good excuse to ignore it)
6. You could feed me raw road kill or pepper encrusted tenderloin and I couldn't tell you which was which. Well, no one has tried to feed me raw road kill yet...........I hope.:o
7. Can't smell the roses ot the coffee.

I'd give twice the amount I just received to be able to just faintly taste and smell again but what the Hell, I'm alive and in good health.;)
The older I get the less I care who I piss off.

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Brie's gonna be a lawyer so we get to try out all our new lawyer jokes on her.

I sneaked a kiss pass on Tami Carbone last weekend.

I found out my drunken flamer really does think that I care about what he says.

Got some kick-ass RW jumps with the big boys and girls last weekend.

Qualified for Orfun status this week.

Was honored to be on Revillusion's first beach jump a couple of weeks ago.

Successfully got the French Braid out of my hair.

Life is being bery, bery, good to me.
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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Successfully got the French Braid out of my hair.


WTF were you smoking to end up with a French braid in your hair? :D:D



Smokin' I could have survived mentally intact...however Bushwackers at the Floribama bar did me in and the manifest biotch did it to me sometime after I lost conciousness and before I stumbled off to bed.
[:/]:D:D
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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Any photos?



http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?do=post_attachment;postatt_id=65151;

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Keep in mind that this is a "morning after" shot.



Lou look quite sexy in a fre3nch braid -
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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