happythoughts 0 #1 June 12, 2006 Back in the day, they used to actually print "Master" in big letters diagonally on the license. People would walk around and speak in their best Darth Vader voice, "Yes, Luke, now you can call meeeee Master." (Ok, not many, but it was funny.) (Ok, not real funny, but kinda... oh, whatever) Also, it turns out that the po-leez are not impressed. "Yes, officer, I was going 62, but I am a D-license holder and on a mission of the utmost urgency." With the new "Master" license, he could start using his hip-hop name "Rap Master Meatbomb" So, if you see Rick from Zhills, give him the required, "We are not worthy..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 June 12, 2006 Did I miss the announcement that tonight is "storytime with happythoughts"? I'm just wondering. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #3 June 12, 2006 Things to do, people to offend. 1. Abuse Rick - check. 2. Respond to posts - check. 3. Discuss my day - check. 4. Review all the nekkie pics in my PMs - check. I'm just busier than usual. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #4 June 12, 2006 #4 couldn't possibly have taken too long. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 June 12, 2006 It does if you include the Outgoing ones. I have my public to think of. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #6 June 12, 2006 No new messages. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites