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hey, boinky, you seem like a kick-ass chica!!

I'm sending you all the love I can B|



I haven't seen such convoluted lines of conversation and such expert chronicling thereof since my days of all day bong marathons in college. ~ Lindercles

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Now I just think you don't have a turd fetish anymore. ;)

Being a weirdo pervert is perfectly acceptable! :D So spill the beans, mister!!!! :)
Nina

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hey, boinky, you seem like a kick-ass chica!!

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I'm sending you all the love I can B|

See Walt? [B]SHE loves me! :P :P :P
Nina

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uh, thanks, but .... Sioux ... like "Sue"

(as in a girl)

... but still sending you love ...



I haven't seen such convoluted lines of conversation and such expert chronicling thereof since my days of all day bong marathons in college. ~ Lindercles

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hey, boinky, you seem like a kick-ass chica!!

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I'm sending you all the love I can B|

See Walt? [B]HE loves me! :P :P :P



Sioux is my kinda guy!!!:D:D:D:D:D

edited to add:
Sioux is a woman--a beautiful, intelligent woman, and just warped enough to talk with me and not immediately run like hell.:)
Walt

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Well actually...Shari has first claim on any sharing "antics." Sioux would have to be squeezed in! >:(



We'll just make it a big orgy it seems. So, we've got Walk, Sioux, you (Boinky), your man, and me? Wow, cool... :ph34r::o;)

Not into the bow wow thing... :D:D

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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Hmmm...according to YOU, you can't get a beautiful, intelligent woman...so she MUST be warped! ;) :P



Oh, it's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay beyond that. For a while I've been thinking that getting a date with a woman who simply has a pulse would be quite an accomplishment for me!:D:D

Walt

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Well actually...Shari has first claim on any sharing "antics." Sioux would have to be squeezed in! >:(



We'll just make it a big orgy it seems. So, we've got Walk, Sioux, you (Boinky), your man, and me? Wow, cool... :ph34r::o;)

Not into the bow wow thing... :D:D



Wow, this is starting to get really good!!!!!:)
Walt

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What's a "bow wow" thing? :S

We MIGHT want to run this "sharing" thing by my honey before we go making any "hard" plans! :)
Nina

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The implication being that you haven't had any problems so far getting a date with a woman who didn't have a pulse?

OMG...I just spit Diet Coke everywhere when I read that!!!! ROFLMAO!!! :D :D :D
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What's a "bow wow" thing? :S



Michael, being quite the porn soundtrack expert, wrote "bow chica bow bow " in one of his posts.

Imagine some slow kind of funky music with electric guitar and LOTS of wah-wah pedal.

Sioux continued the soundtrack with "bow wow". Shari, knowing just how perverted dz.commers could be, jumped on the opportunity to imply that if the "bow wow" meant that a dog was involved, that would not be her thing.

Walt

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The implication being that you haven't had any problems so far getting a date with a woman who didn't have a pulse?

OMG...I just spit Diet Coke everywhere when I read that!!!! ROFLMAO!!! :D :D :D



Well you have to admit, having a date with a woman with no pulse would make for a great story to post!:D:D:D

[Walt] "Are you upset with me? You seem to be giving me the silent treatment."

[woman without pulse]

[Walt thinks] "Damn, someone most have told her about that turd post!"

Walt

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But I don't think I'd be into a real dog either. ;)



I'd hope not... :o:D

Sorry... I couldn't help it.

Oh, and doggie style isn't bad...

"I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself

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