boinky 0 #1 June 12, 2006 I am here to tell you that Walt has been scamming on us. He has led us all to believe that he is some abnormal freak. Well boys and girls, he LIED! I had the good luck to meet him at Skydive Temple this past Saturday. While his choice of jumping attire is rather unusual (Man...I'm still picturing that tye-died shirt and camo pants....). He seems to be a very nice, almost quiet guy. Well spoken, nice looking and funny. Contrary to popular belief, he does NOT have an obsession with turds, either. I think he makes himself out to be awful so we'll all feel pity for him and try to find him women to fix him up with! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #2 June 12, 2006 I don't believe it! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #3 June 12, 2006 Yeah...I was pretty shocked myself. I figured, after reading a lot of his posts, I was going to meet the freak of the century. But then, he turned out to only be as big of a freak as the REST of us! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #4 June 12, 2006 QuoteYeah...I was pretty shocked myself. I figured, after reading a lot of his posts, I was going to meet the freak of the century. But then, he turned out to only be as big of a freak as the REST of us! Scary, isn't it? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #5 June 12, 2006 QuoteI think he makes himself out to be awful so we'll all feel pity for him and try to find him women to fix him up with! Oh pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #6 June 12, 2006 You mean, he didn't offer you a Cleveland Steamer."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #7 June 12, 2006 QuoteYou mean, he didn't offer you a Cleveland Steamer. I didn't. That wasn't very gentlemanly of me, was it? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #8 June 12, 2006 QuoteI am here to tell you that Walt has been scamming on us. He has led us all to believe that he is some abnormal freak. Well boys and girls, he LIED!... He seems to be a very nice, almost quiet guy. Well spoken, nice looking and funny. You mean, compared to the rest of us.Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #9 June 12, 2006 QuoteI am here to tell you that Walt has been scamming on us HAHA, looks like Walt scammed YOU!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #10 June 12, 2006 Nope...begging isn't going to get us to find you women! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #11 June 12, 2006 QuoteYou mean, compared to the rest of us. Well, duh! That goes without saying! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #13 June 12, 2006 QuoteHAHA, looks like Walt scammed YOU!! Maybe...but at least it was a NICE scam, if he did! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NlghtJumper 0 #14 June 12, 2006 Damn Walt, and you almost got away with it... A man will do anything for the right woman, and when that woman destroys him, that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #15 June 12, 2006 QuoteDamn Walt, and you almost got away with it... I don't recall ever claiming to be the freak of the century, but it kind of makes me proud that there is at least someone who would bestow that honor on me! BTW, Nina (Boinky) is really cool!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #16 June 12, 2006 I don't know what to tell ya Nina, but the person you met with was NOT walt. It was his alien transvestite robot body double. The real walt is safely tucked away inside a secret lair and is only let out on rare occasions, such as when he passes an abnormally long stool. I can't believe you fell for this, nina, but then again, you're a girl. Girls fall for almost anything. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivermom 0 #17 June 12, 2006 ***He has led us all to believe that he is some abnormal freak. Well boys and girls, he LIED! __________________________________________________ I remember reading his posts shortly after I joined dz.com and thinking he really stood out. Never imagined we would become such great friends. Maybe that means I'm really a freak and just didn't know it Yeah, he's pretty coolMrs. WaltAppel All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #18 June 12, 2006 QuoteI can't believe you fell for this, nina, but then again, you're a girl. Girls fall for almost anything. If this was true, at least Walt's stand-in would at least score some tail."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #19 June 12, 2006 But...but...but...he's friends with the nicest person, Skydivermom. With such a sweet friend, how can he be all that bad? QuoteI can't believe you fell for this, nina, but then again, you're a girl. Girls fall for almost anything. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #20 June 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteI can't believe you fell for this, nina, but then again, you're a girl. Girls fall for almost anything. If this was true, at least Walt's stand-in would at least score some tail. But the problem is that his stand-in had to be a replica of Walt-- it had to LOOK like Walt!! There in lies the problem... ergo, no tail scorage. Sorry walt, i'm just bustin your balls. Nina's right, you're not the freak of the century, as much as you would like to be. you're a very nice guy, inspite of eating very weird healthy sandwiches full of alfalfa sprouts and shit like that. No wonder your turds are 10 feet long! Glad y'all had fun! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #21 June 12, 2006 Quote. Maybe that means I'm really a freak and just didn't know it I'm hoping!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #22 June 12, 2006 QuoteBut...but...but...he's friends with the nicest person, Skydivermom. With such a sweet friend, how can he be all that bad? QuoteI can't believe you fell for this, nina, but then again, you're a girl. Girls fall for almost anything. Oh baby, i'm just teasin. You're not that kinda girl, I know that. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #23 June 12, 2006 QuoteYeah, he's pretty cool...and so are you! You were pretty cool yourself, ya' know! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #24 June 12, 2006 QuoteGirls fall for almost anything. No doubt... look at who her boyfriend is!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #25 June 12, 2006 QuoteQuoteGirls fall for almost anything. No doubt... look at who her boyfriend is!! I must say, you did alright on that deal!Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites