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kelel01

Who will be DZ.com's first world leader?

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It's all about the religious right. ME!

:D

Of course, if any of you actually believe that, go over to the corner, and stay there smacking yourself in the head for, oh, 5 or 6 years!
It's your life, live it!
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K, I've got a different strategy. I want to be Vice-President.

Job duties of the VP
1- No one has ever assassinated nbr 2.

2- No actual job duties except eating at fund-raising luncheons. I am all about lunch, hence my fall-rate.

3- Drinking with dignitaries. Years of invaluable experience.

4- Hookers. (It's just my theory)

If I run you for Pres, can I be VP and jump out of Air Force One ?

Women would vote for the smart chick.
Guys would vote for the hot blonde.

That would be our platform.
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It's okay that you left me off the list. I'd rather be the Chief of Staff, anyway. That's the person who really runs stuff.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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