Shell666 0 #1 June 7, 2006 Since the boys are soliciting new songs, I thought we might be able to add a few new ones to the Crack Choir Songbook (it's been a year or so since we came up with any new ditties!). So, send along any songs (or song ideas) to me at michelle.hoyle@ualberta.ca and I'll add them to our already overflowing book! Get them to me by the week of July 10th so I can get them in the book and print them off. 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 June 8, 2006 Now you're talking. This will give me something to do on my long cross-country flights. I actually had one in my head last year but I forgot it."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdobleman 0 #3 June 8, 2006 That's due to jello-shot flashbacks. madjohn Main goals in life: Be on the "Jumpers Over Eighty" (JOE) World Record and attend the Lost Prairie Boogie once after I'm gone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #4 June 8, 2006 QuoteNow you're talking. This will give me something to do on my long cross-country flights. I actually had one in my head last year but I forgot it. Cool! I've found that if you drink enough red wine, you write REALLY great songs! 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TallGuy 0 #5 June 12, 2006 QuoteSince the boys are soliciting new songs, I thought we might be able to add a few new ones to the Crack Choir Songbook (it's been a year or so since we came up with any new ditties!). Good idea. The Crack seems to have a not so fresh feeling. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #6 June 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteSince the boys are soliciting new songs, I thought we might be able to add a few new ones to the Crack Choir Songbook (it's been a year or so since we came up with any new ditties!). Good idea. The Crack seems to have a not so fresh feeling. Then help me get the word out to the girls to write some new songs and send them to me! 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #7 June 13, 2006 Ok..I'm a dumbass..what's the Crack Choir Songbook?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #8 June 13, 2006 QuoteOk..I'm a dumbass..what's the Crack Choir Songbook? Pops Pops Pops ... I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you! Guess you'll have to venture out to Lost Prairie to find out! 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #9 June 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteOk..I'm a dumbass..what's the Crack Choir Songbook? Pops Pops Pops ... I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you! Guess you'll have to venture out to Lost Prairie to find out! 'Shell you guys could sing something about how great the Hurricanes are.... Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #10 June 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteOk..I'm a dumbass..what's the Crack Choir Songbook? Pops Pops Pops ... I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you! Guess you'll have to venture out to Lost Prairie to find out! 'Shell you guys could sing something about how great the Hurricanes are.... They're only great because of the CANADIANS on the team! 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumper03 0 #11 June 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteOk..I'm a dumbass..what's the Crack Choir Songbook? Pops Pops Pops ... I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you! Guess you'll have to venture out to Lost Prairie to find out! 'Shell you guys could sing something about how great the Hurricanes are.... They're only great because of the CANADIANS on the team! 'Shell I don't care where they are from - they play for the 'canes. **HUG** It'll be okay. Scars remind us that the past is real Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #12 June 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteOk..I'm a dumbass..what's the Crack Choir Songbook? Pops Pops Pops ... I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you! Guess you'll have to venture out to Lost Prairie to find out! 'Shell you guys could sing something about how great the Hurricanes are.... They're only great because of the CANADIANS on the team! 'ShellCanadian Hockey players are gay."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #13 June 13, 2006 QuoteOk..I'm a dumbass..what's the Crack Choir Songbook? Super secret privileged information, I'm afraid. Only a special few have one."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #14 June 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteThey're only great because of the CANADIANS on the team! 'ShellCanadian Hockey players are gay. You're just jealous because your team didn't even MAKE the playoffs! 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #15 June 13, 2006 Do you know why "Doggie-Style" is the preferred sexual position in Canada??"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #16 June 13, 2006 QuoteDo you know why "Doggie-Style" is the preferred sexual position in Canada?? So we can BOTH watch the hockey game! 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #17 June 13, 2006 Heard that one, huh??"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #18 June 13, 2006 QuoteHeard that one, huh?? I'm CANADIAN ... I heard it in kindergarten ... 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TallGuy 0 #19 June 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteSince the boys are soliciting new songs, I thought we might be able to add a few new ones to the Crack Choir Songbook (it's been a year or so since we came up with any new ditties!). Good idea. The Crack seems to have a not so fresh feeling. Then help me get the word out to the girls to write some new songs and send them to me! I have yet to meet a skydiving chick that I could get to commit to doing anything. I'll be sure to encourage the ones I know are going. But you know what they say about wanting to get something done right. Oh and be carefull on your way down. Passing trucker's might not keep their eyes on the road if they catch a glimpse of your driving boobies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #20 June 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteThen help me get the word out to the girls to write some new songs and send them to me! I have yet to meet a skydiving chick that I could get to commit to doing anything. I'll be sure to encourage the ones I know are going. But you know what they say about wanting to get something done right. Oh and be carefull on your way down. Passing trucker's might not keep their eyes on the road if they catch a glimpse of your driving boobies. Ah, yes ... I see the problem with having you doing my dirty work! And I'll be careful. I'll even keep the sunroof closed just to be safe! See ya in LP! 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #21 June 13, 2006 Holy shit! It's dark out here in left field....My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #22 June 13, 2006 QuoteHoly shit! It's dark out here in left field.... Like 'Shell said, come to Prairie. All will be revealed. And when I say all, I do mean ALL, right 'Shell? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #23 June 13, 2006 QuoteQuoteHoly shit! It's dark out here in left field.... Like 'Shell said, come to Prairie. All will be revealed. And when I say all, I do mean ALL, right 'Shell?I can hardly wait."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #24 June 14, 2006 QuoteLike 'Shell said, come to Prairie. All will be revealed. And when I say all, I do mean ALL, right 'Shell? Do you think he can handle it.. I mean he is kind old and decrepit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shell666 0 #25 June 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteHoly shit! It's dark out here in left field.... Like 'Shell said, come to Prairie. All will be revealed. And when I say all, I do mean ALL, right 'Shell? Damn ... yeah ... okay ... they'll be revealed. But only because you asked so nice! Edited to add: You working on some songs for me, girl?? 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
