JENNR8R 0 #26 May 23, 2006 Well, I talked to the pastor today about resigning. As skydemon2 suspected, he was already prepared for the conversation. His focus was totally on me and not on the bind that I was putting him in. This man lives his faith. Even though he has nine children and a whole congregation depending on him, he donated a kidney to one of his flock a few years ago. He says it was a “no-brainer.” She needed one and he had an extra. His only regret was that he only had one to donate. He said I have kept the books with the precision of a Swiss watch, but he will find a replacement for me as soon as possible. Just thinking about it now, I marvel that I have been able to do it for so long. Resigning is the right decision…What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #27 May 23, 2006 Quote Reconciling bank statements is fun! Tell your pastor how reconciling bank statements is fun. He will know immediately that you have flipped your wig and will replace you immediately whether you like it or not __ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #28 May 23, 2006 QuoteQuote Reconciling bank statements is fun! Tell your pastor how reconciling bank statements is fun. He will know immediately that you have flipped your wig and will replace you immediately whether you like it or not I'm going to miss that part of the job. Every company should have an employee with that sort of dementia. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #29 May 23, 2006 QuoteWell, I talked to the pastor today about resigning. As skydemon2 suspected, he was already prepared for the conversation. His focus was totally on me and not on the bind that I was putting him in. This man lives his faith. Even though he has nine children and a whole congregation depending on him, he donated a kidney to one of his flock a few years ago. He says it was a “no-brainer.” She needed one and he had an extra. His only regret was that he only had one to donate. He said I have kept the books with the precision of a Swiss watch, but he will find a replacement for me as soon as possible. Just thinking about it now, I marvel that I have been able to do it for so long. Resigning is the right decision… See I knew it would go well, he has the inside scoop!! You know my dad and god go waaayyyyyyy back!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #30 May 23, 2006 Quoteresigning is the right decision… Yes it was : ) Congrats on realizing that you are only human : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #31 May 23, 2006 See I knew it would go well, he has the inside scoop!! Quote I find it mildly disturbing that I had to be reminded of that by a demon.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skydemon2 0 #32 May 23, 2006 QuoteSee I knew it would go well, he has the inside scoop!! Quote I find it mildly disturbing that I had to be reminded of that by a demon. Why is that surprising? Havent you heard the old saying: the lord works in mysterious ways. P.S. and Im a good Demon Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkymonkeyONE 4 #33 May 23, 2006 Simply tell the truth. That you are burned out and don't have time for it right now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #34 May 23, 2006 P.S. and Im a good Demon Quote Your dad told you to say that, didn't he? I had to respond because the views said 666. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #35 May 23, 2006 Take me with you to church and introduce me as your new BF. The pastor will be quite certain you have gone mental and will tell you he's found a replacement! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #36 May 23, 2006 QuoteTake me with you to church and introduce me as your new BF. The pastor will be quite certain you have gone mental and will tell you he's found a replacement! Walt I'm afraid that wouldn't work. It would be considered quite a coup on my part and brilliant strategy... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #37 May 23, 2006 QuoteQuoteTake me with you to church and introduce me as your new BF. The pastor will be quite certain you have gone mental and will tell you he's found a replacement! Walt I'm afraid that wouldn't work. It would be considered quite a coup on my part and brilliant strategy... Could be. I went to church with a GF one time to watch her sing in the choir. An old lady sitting next to me told me, "I really love seeing people like you come to church". Yep, I suppose it would be considered kind of like getting Satan to say the Lord's prayer! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #38 June 14, 2006 I just got a telephone call from my pastor. It has taken him three weeks, but he has found someone to take over my job with the church. Woo Hoo!!! After a few weeks of training that responsibility will be lifted from my shoulders. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boinky 0 #39 June 14, 2006 Excellent for you! Now...can you find someone competent to take over for me in manifest at my dz so that I can jump more? I have all this money on account just growing mold. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #40 June 14, 2006 QuoteExcellent for you! Now...can you find someone competent to take over for me in manifest at my dz so that I can jump more? I have all this money on account just growing mold. I'll pray for you! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boinky 0 #41 June 14, 2006 Gee Thanks! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
skydemon2 0 #32 May 23, 2006 QuoteSee I knew it would go well, he has the inside scoop!! Quote I find it mildly disturbing that I had to be reminded of that by a demon. Why is that surprising? Havent you heard the old saying: the lord works in mysterious ways. P.S. and Im a good Demon Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkymonkeyONE 4 #33 May 23, 2006 Simply tell the truth. That you are burned out and don't have time for it right now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #34 May 23, 2006 P.S. and Im a good Demon Quote Your dad told you to say that, didn't he? I had to respond because the views said 666. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #35 May 23, 2006 Take me with you to church and introduce me as your new BF. The pastor will be quite certain you have gone mental and will tell you he's found a replacement! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #36 May 23, 2006 QuoteTake me with you to church and introduce me as your new BF. The pastor will be quite certain you have gone mental and will tell you he's found a replacement! Walt I'm afraid that wouldn't work. It would be considered quite a coup on my part and brilliant strategy... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #37 May 23, 2006 QuoteQuoteTake me with you to church and introduce me as your new BF. The pastor will be quite certain you have gone mental and will tell you he's found a replacement! Walt I'm afraid that wouldn't work. It would be considered quite a coup on my part and brilliant strategy... Could be. I went to church with a GF one time to watch her sing in the choir. An old lady sitting next to me told me, "I really love seeing people like you come to church". Yep, I suppose it would be considered kind of like getting Satan to say the Lord's prayer! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #38 June 14, 2006 I just got a telephone call from my pastor. It has taken him three weeks, but he has found someone to take over my job with the church. Woo Hoo!!! After a few weeks of training that responsibility will be lifted from my shoulders. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boinky 0 #39 June 14, 2006 Excellent for you! Now...can you find someone competent to take over for me in manifest at my dz so that I can jump more? I have all this money on account just growing mold. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #40 June 14, 2006 QuoteExcellent for you! Now...can you find someone competent to take over for me in manifest at my dz so that I can jump more? I have all this money on account just growing mold. I'll pray for you! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boinky 0 #41 June 14, 2006 Gee Thanks! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
SkymonkeyONE 4 #33 May 23, 2006 Simply tell the truth. That you are burned out and don't have time for it right now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #34 May 23, 2006 P.S. and Im a good Demon Quote Your dad told you to say that, didn't he? I had to respond because the views said 666. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #35 May 23, 2006 Take me with you to church and introduce me as your new BF. The pastor will be quite certain you have gone mental and will tell you he's found a replacement! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #36 May 23, 2006 QuoteTake me with you to church and introduce me as your new BF. The pastor will be quite certain you have gone mental and will tell you he's found a replacement! Walt I'm afraid that wouldn't work. It would be considered quite a coup on my part and brilliant strategy... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #37 May 23, 2006 QuoteQuoteTake me with you to church and introduce me as your new BF. The pastor will be quite certain you have gone mental and will tell you he's found a replacement! Walt I'm afraid that wouldn't work. It would be considered quite a coup on my part and brilliant strategy... Could be. I went to church with a GF one time to watch her sing in the choir. An old lady sitting next to me told me, "I really love seeing people like you come to church". Yep, I suppose it would be considered kind of like getting Satan to say the Lord's prayer! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #38 June 14, 2006 I just got a telephone call from my pastor. It has taken him three weeks, but he has found someone to take over my job with the church. Woo Hoo!!! After a few weeks of training that responsibility will be lifted from my shoulders. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boinky 0 #39 June 14, 2006 Excellent for you! Now...can you find someone competent to take over for me in manifest at my dz so that I can jump more? I have all this money on account just growing mold. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JENNR8R 0 #40 June 14, 2006 QuoteExcellent for you! Now...can you find someone competent to take over for me in manifest at my dz so that I can jump more? I have all this money on account just growing mold. I'll pray for you! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites boinky 0 #41 June 14, 2006 Gee Thanks! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 2 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
waltappel 1 #35 May 23, 2006 Take me with you to church and introduce me as your new BF. The pastor will be quite certain you have gone mental and will tell you he's found a replacement! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #36 May 23, 2006 QuoteTake me with you to church and introduce me as your new BF. The pastor will be quite certain you have gone mental and will tell you he's found a replacement! Walt I'm afraid that wouldn't work. It would be considered quite a coup on my part and brilliant strategy... What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #37 May 23, 2006 QuoteQuoteTake me with you to church and introduce me as your new BF. The pastor will be quite certain you have gone mental and will tell you he's found a replacement! Walt I'm afraid that wouldn't work. It would be considered quite a coup on my part and brilliant strategy... Could be. I went to church with a GF one time to watch her sing in the choir. An old lady sitting next to me told me, "I really love seeing people like you come to church". Yep, I suppose it would be considered kind of like getting Satan to say the Lord's prayer! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #38 June 14, 2006 I just got a telephone call from my pastor. It has taken him three weeks, but he has found someone to take over my job with the church. Woo Hoo!!! After a few weeks of training that responsibility will be lifted from my shoulders. What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #39 June 14, 2006 Excellent for you! Now...can you find someone competent to take over for me in manifest at my dz so that I can jump more? I have all this money on account just growing mold. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #40 June 14, 2006 QuoteExcellent for you! Now...can you find someone competent to take over for me in manifest at my dz so that I can jump more? I have all this money on account just growing mold. I'll pray for you! What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #41 June 14, 2006 Gee Thanks! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
