skymama 37 #1 June 14, 2006 It's been 4 hours since I sent my son off to England with his soccer team for 9 days. My daughter is at her dad's. My boyfriend will be in Germany for 14 more days. I'm suffering from Empty Nest Syndrome. I don't know what to do with myself. Anyone wanna send me their kids to take care of? I promise I'll make them eat their vegetables!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #2 June 14, 2006 Do all the things you never have time to do for yourself!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #3 June 14, 2006 MAMA"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #4 June 14, 2006 You're going to have dozens of men knocking on your front door in no time flat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #5 June 14, 2006 http://www.emptynestsupport.com/ Does this help? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites yamtx73 0 #6 June 14, 2006 I don't have any kids to send you but I'm available... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites stitch 0 #7 June 14, 2006 QuoteI don't have any kids to send you but I'm available... Butt out......I was 1st"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #8 June 14, 2006 Oh, Lord. I was all excited for you until the boyfriend part. I think you should go get a mani/pedi and rent a cheesy movie that you love. Then watch it in the living room naked. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #9 June 14, 2006 QuoteDo all the things you never have time to do for yourself! I was thinking about cleaning out a cabinet, drawer or closet every night. Does that count, or is that really pathetic? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #10 June 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteDo all the things you never have time to do for yourself! I was thinking about cleaning out a cabinet, drawer or closet every night. Does that count, or is that really pathetic? Pretty pathetic, but as I sit here in my home office (aka the "room-sized junk drawer") I can totally understand that desire! Of course, it's already Wednesday of my first week at home in forever and I've done nothing but step over stuff to get to my desk all week."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #11 June 14, 2006 QuoteI think you should go get a mani/pedi and rent a cheesy movie that you love. Then watch it in the living room naked. Haha...well, I am just sitting around in my t-shirt and thong, so I'm almost there. I also rented "Brokeback Mountain", "The New World" and "Something New" today. Should I even watch any of those? I've never had a manicure or pedicure...hmmm, maybe I should splurge.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kelel01 1 #12 June 14, 2006 They're nice. And for me, it's not about how they look (although the toes stay looking good for quite a while); it's about how they feel. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh. Can't help you with the movies, though. I've never seen any of them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites stitch 0 #13 June 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteDo all the things you never have time to do for yourself! I was thinking about cleaning out a cabinet, drawer or closet every night. Does that count, or is that really pathetic? I was thinking you should cook us a wholesome dinner,then take us to "Wet-nWild",and to DQ for a Blzzard. Then rent us a PG-13 movie."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #14 June 14, 2006 Quotehttp://www.emptynestsupport.com/ Does this help? Ok, I was just reading those forums. If anyone ever sees me post there, please shoot me. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites MF42 0 #15 June 14, 2006 All the rest of ya back off! Skymama, I am in serious need of some mothering. I'll be over in a couple hours so you can treat me nice, OK? Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lisamariewillbe 1 #16 June 14, 2006 QuoteAnyone wanna send me their kids to take care of? I promise I'll make them eat their vegetables! I was going to put mine up on ebay, but I will loan them to you first as long as you promise to return them after the teen years are past but prior to the grandbabiesSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyangel2 2 #17 June 14, 2006 OMG Woman! Enjoy this time! It just goes to show you how different we think. I can't wait till my house is emptyMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Paige 0 #18 June 15, 2006 Quote I've never had a manicure or pedicure...hmmm, maybe I should splurge. Oh man, spoil yourself. There are some nice spas in the area. if you feel like a real treat, go to Champions Gate/Omni and get a massage from Manny if he still works there. He's magic! They also do chocolate pedicures and manicures! Def. a great way to spoil yourself and it was rated one of the best spas in Orlando.Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #19 June 15, 2006 OK, I just cleaned out the kid's bathroom cabinet. Some finds: Athlete's foot powder that expired in 1999. Barettes that my daughter used to wear in elementary school. I couldn't throw those out. About 10 free packs of dental floss from the dentist, which means my children never floss! An almost-full bottle of Vicodin from when my daughter had oral surgery. It's in my cabinet now. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sickandtwisted 0 #20 June 15, 2006 Quote...well, I am just sitting around in my t-shirt and thong, so I'm almost there. Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Gawain 0 #21 June 15, 2006 Well, you might get to rediscover sleep again...just don't get too used to it. So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites misskriss 0 #22 June 15, 2006 Oh God!! The grass is always greener. I would kill to be sitting quietly watching a movie and cleaning out closets. That sounds like pure heaven and I mean it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #23 June 15, 2006 Ohhh Suck it up cupcake! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brian425 0 #24 June 15, 2006 Do you want to come baby sit in September when our little one arrives?? The only time you should look down on someone is when you are offering them your hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites d_squared431 0 #25 June 15, 2006 I would send you the little guy( he's 5 yrs old) for a few days but I know you'd keep him and not send him back. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. 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yamtx73 0 #6 June 14, 2006 I don't have any kids to send you but I'm available... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #7 June 14, 2006 QuoteI don't have any kids to send you but I'm available... Butt out......I was 1st"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #8 June 14, 2006 Oh, Lord. I was all excited for you until the boyfriend part. I think you should go get a mani/pedi and rent a cheesy movie that you love. Then watch it in the living room naked. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #9 June 14, 2006 QuoteDo all the things you never have time to do for yourself! I was thinking about cleaning out a cabinet, drawer or closet every night. Does that count, or is that really pathetic? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #10 June 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteDo all the things you never have time to do for yourself! I was thinking about cleaning out a cabinet, drawer or closet every night. Does that count, or is that really pathetic? Pretty pathetic, but as I sit here in my home office (aka the "room-sized junk drawer") I can totally understand that desire! Of course, it's already Wednesday of my first week at home in forever and I've done nothing but step over stuff to get to my desk all week."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #11 June 14, 2006 QuoteI think you should go get a mani/pedi and rent a cheesy movie that you love. Then watch it in the living room naked. Haha...well, I am just sitting around in my t-shirt and thong, so I'm almost there. I also rented "Brokeback Mountain", "The New World" and "Something New" today. Should I even watch any of those? I've never had a manicure or pedicure...hmmm, maybe I should splurge.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #12 June 14, 2006 They're nice. And for me, it's not about how they look (although the toes stay looking good for quite a while); it's about how they feel. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh. Can't help you with the movies, though. I've never seen any of them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #13 June 14, 2006 QuoteQuoteDo all the things you never have time to do for yourself! I was thinking about cleaning out a cabinet, drawer or closet every night. Does that count, or is that really pathetic? I was thinking you should cook us a wholesome dinner,then take us to "Wet-nWild",and to DQ for a Blzzard. Then rent us a PG-13 movie."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #14 June 14, 2006 Quotehttp://www.emptynestsupport.com/ Does this help? Ok, I was just reading those forums. If anyone ever sees me post there, please shoot me. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #15 June 14, 2006 All the rest of ya back off! Skymama, I am in serious need of some mothering. I'll be over in a couple hours so you can treat me nice, OK? Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #16 June 14, 2006 QuoteAnyone wanna send me their kids to take care of? I promise I'll make them eat their vegetables! I was going to put mine up on ebay, but I will loan them to you first as long as you promise to return them after the teen years are past but prior to the grandbabiesSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyangel2 2 #17 June 14, 2006 OMG Woman! Enjoy this time! It just goes to show you how different we think. I can't wait till my house is emptyMay your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paige 0 #18 June 15, 2006 Quote I've never had a manicure or pedicure...hmmm, maybe I should splurge. Oh man, spoil yourself. There are some nice spas in the area. if you feel like a real treat, go to Champions Gate/Omni and get a massage from Manny if he still works there. He's magic! They also do chocolate pedicures and manicures! Def. a great way to spoil yourself and it was rated one of the best spas in Orlando.Tunnel Pink Mafia Delegate www.TunnelPinkMafia.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #19 June 15, 2006 OK, I just cleaned out the kid's bathroom cabinet. Some finds: Athlete's foot powder that expired in 1999. Barettes that my daughter used to wear in elementary school. I couldn't throw those out. About 10 free packs of dental floss from the dentist, which means my children never floss! An almost-full bottle of Vicodin from when my daughter had oral surgery. It's in my cabinet now. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #20 June 15, 2006 Quote...well, I am just sitting around in my t-shirt and thong, so I'm almost there. Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #21 June 15, 2006 Well, you might get to rediscover sleep again...just don't get too used to it. So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #22 June 15, 2006 Oh God!! The grass is always greener. I would kill to be sitting quietly watching a movie and cleaning out closets. That sounds like pure heaven and I mean it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #23 June 15, 2006 Ohhh Suck it up cupcake! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Brian425 0 #24 June 15, 2006 Do you want to come baby sit in September when our little one arrives?? The only time you should look down on someone is when you are offering them your hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites d_squared431 0 #25 June 15, 2006 I would send you the little guy( he's 5 yrs old) for a few days but I know you'd keep him and not send him back. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Remster 30 #23 June 15, 2006 Ohhh Suck it up cupcake! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brian425 0 #24 June 15, 2006 Do you want to come baby sit in September when our little one arrives?? The only time you should look down on someone is when you are offering them your hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #25 June 15, 2006 I would send you the little guy( he's 5 yrs old) for a few days but I know you'd keep him and not send him back. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
