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weegegirl

Slappie's FAMOUS?!?!?!?!

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Chuck, believe me when i tell you he is much smarter online than in person.:D:D



Hey now! You talkin bout me? :o



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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ummm...holy shit....

I've always heard tell of women you'd have to coat in flour to find the wet spot but I never in my life thought I would actually see one....

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As a nurse I had one far worse than that. There was a very large woman who was hospitalized with a huge fistula/absess right next to her vagina. With all the rolls of fat and inflamation it was pretty hard to tell which was which.

Anyway, we were really short-handed and I got stuck with irrigating the abcess, which meant that I had to take a 60cc syringe (one of those really big ones!), fill it with sterile saline solution, and wash out the abcess/fistula.

So not being able to tell for sure which was which was the big delimma. What do you do in a situation like that?

"Pardon me ma'am, but I can't seem to figure out which of these gaping inflamed holes is your vagina and which is the abcess/fistula. Would you mind pointing them out to me?"

Hell no--I've never been smart enough to ask!!!!. So I guessed.

Thank goodness I guessed correctly. The fistula was so huge that it swallowed most of that syringe. I flushed it out a few times and then went on to my other patients.

It was one of those times I was quite convinced that nurses do not get paid enough.

Walt

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