ntrprnr 0 #1 June 19, 2006 With no signs of this thunderstorm hold ever lifting. This sucks royal moose butt. At newark, heading to sf. Once we DO take off, we got another 6 hours of flying. And I can't jump out. And of course, there were no airtroductions matches on this flight, so I'm sitting next to an annoying man. So... Need... Vodka... Argh._______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #2 June 19, 2006 Start doing some deep meditating hums.... it may freak him out and he'll leave you alone. g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #3 June 19, 2006 Why are you sitting on a runway (its a good way to get hurt!!)?? Why not get into a plane and take off?? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #4 June 19, 2006 One word: kegels. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #5 June 19, 2006 where is a good skydiver-fart-in-the-plane when you need one, huh? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #6 June 19, 2006 Dude no, I don't think they'll appreciate the fine fragrance as much as a skydiver would They can't even stick their heads out the door to recover Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #7 June 19, 2006 QuoteDude no, I don't think they'll appreciate the fine fragrance as much as a skydiver would They can't even stick their heads out the door to recover but it might get annoying man to shut up.... esp. if skydiver man farts, then very publically wafts the stench over to annoying man while saying "oh man, you gotta get a whiff of this!!" I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #8 June 19, 2006 You are very very very wrong in the head Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #9 June 19, 2006 QuoteYou are very very very wrong in the head and that, my dear, is why you love me, isn't it. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #10 June 19, 2006 AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! Person next to me is like, "well, we wouldn't want to fly into a thunderstorm, it's not like we're all wearing parachutes." IT IS TAKING EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING TO NOT CALL HIM A FUCKING IDIOT._______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #11 June 19, 2006 QuoteNOT CALL HIM A FUCKING IDIOT. Do it. It will be great 'in flight' entertainment for the other passengers. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #12 June 19, 2006 QuoteAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! Person next to me is like, "well, we wouldn't want to fly into a thunderstorm, it's not like we're all wearing parachutes." IT IS TAKING EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING TO NOT CALL HIM A FUCKING IDIOT. If you carried your rig on the plane, put it on and tell him you are ready for take off. Then look at him in the eye and say, "Sorry dude, you're fucked."50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #13 June 19, 2006 Quote and that, my dear, is why you love me, isn't it. Oh yes! Micro my dear, I've put this moment off for so long, but I can't wait any longer. Will you... will you marry me!? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottswoops 0 #14 June 19, 2006 You could always pretend like you're trying to light your shoe on fire That would be good entertainment "Try not! Do, or do not.... there is no try." --Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #15 June 19, 2006 Have you got your hooknife in hand luggage? If so take it out and snap it, pull the blade out and slit his throat from ear to ear. That'll learn him Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #16 June 19, 2006 QuoteQuote and that, my dear, is why you love me, isn't it. Oh yes! Micro my dear, I've put this moment off for so long, but I can't wait any longer. Will you... will you marry me!? you and i have to become mormon first... since I already have one wife and all... mere formality really... what shall the date be then? i like the idea of donning a rig... "sorry chap, but you're fucked!" I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #17 June 19, 2006 Mormon... fuck that.. you blew it Man down... man down Thats OK anyway. Its not bigamy if you only got one wife & one husband. Lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #18 June 19, 2006 QuoteMormon... fuck that.. you blew it Man down... man down Thats OK anyway. Its not bigamy if you only got one wife & one husband. Lol Oh good on ya! You're right if I got me a wife AND a husband, that'll do well! Damned mormons, always did give me the willies! Their beer is like 3% ETOH! WTF??? (no offense meant to any LDS' out there...) I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #19 June 19, 2006 Hahaha, I know fuck all about them other than they are building a hideous church down road from my house. We have a housing and education crisis and the decide to build a fucking mormon church. WHats all that about Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #20 June 19, 2006 Get a room, you two...geez... My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #21 June 19, 2006 QuoteGet a room, you two...geez... can we share your bunk at The Farm? I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #22 June 19, 2006 QuoteStart doing some deep meditating hums.... it may freak him out and he'll leave you alone. g Can he hum that loud?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douva 0 #23 June 19, 2006 QuoteOne word: kegels. You scare me. But I still miss hanging out with you. I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #24 June 20, 2006 HOLY FUCK ME DID THAT FLIGHT FUCKING SUCK!!! Good Lord. I'm first just getting onto the airtrain. I need a drink. First I gotta drive to san jose. Ugh._______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
