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Skye to G & J
"People are going to ask how you got that bruise on your arm and you are going to tell them by a poking contest"



:D:D:D

Delayed flight and had a few minutes in the airport - at least I'm back in Texas - Cali could be habit forming.:|

I cannot quite come up with the words - not because I CAN't - but well they serve shiner here . . . .

I have to thank everyone again for EVERYTHING they did - and to Bob. Sharky is right in saying that it is his strength that is helping alot of us get through this.

I also have to thank Shannon for ruining her own memorial jump - I know she was up there blowing as hard as she could - looking at God and saying - heh - watch this!:D

And then she knocked over Gias Beer and made Mcbeth do somethong with her nipple . . .:o

So I leave this quote here as addition to the plethera:D of others that will be surfacing -

1 - 2 - 3 FUCK YOU! Thanatos340, Skybytch, Turtlespeed

Damn That's Huge - Gia

Thank You - Turtlespeed

Clownburner, Nightngale, and the Bytch need to post and help me remember some of these - they really were inspirationally tacky . . .

Oh yeah -

Delightfully Tacky - Yet - Unrefined! Now how do I know that saying - hmmm - I think it's from a place with great "Wings" - Acmeskydiver.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Quotes from my team, Token Jokers, during the Poker Run Meet on Sat.

"Give him less ass and more penetration, babe."

(Mel Curtis to me about my position in relation to Chaz.)

"You left before we were finished, Mr. Premature!"

(Myself to Tickle.)

"Go ahead and do what feels good. I'm your bitch."

(Chaz to Bella, regarding her grip taking.)

"We keep ending up face-to-face. Maybe this means something. Want a date?"

(Chaz to Rosa.)

:D

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OMFG!!!!

Waitress at the airport bar comes and asks if I'm all right - I say it subjective - she says ok - tell me about it - I mock cry/breakdown and say I need a psychologist . . . she sits down and says - "I charge 500 per hour"


well, you know .. . . . .

I had to -

I asked . . . "For "What" exactly">:( What do I get in this session.:o
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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"You know how you always hear about the elephant in the room? We wanted to figure out what would happen if there was ACTUALLY an elephant in the room." -gjhdiver



You know, it seemed the right thing to do at the time, but it didn't really work out for us, the hotel, or the elephant.

It's harder than you think.

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