weegegirl 2 #26 June 21, 2006 And THAT is why I do not question my hooking her up with a skydiver. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pincheck 0 #27 June 21, 2006 did they nasty Kevin, just nasty Billy-Sonic Haggis Flickr-Fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #28 June 21, 2006 Quotetrue story... woman in white pants, is being visited by Aunt Flow, bends over and asks, "Am I leaking?" Yep, I just threw up in my mouth The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #29 June 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteThe irony in Walt looking after mental patients when he takes pictures of his own turds No irony at all. I've seen a guy EAT his own turds. Walt *makes joke about German porn* Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Armour 0 #30 June 21, 2006 Heres some *hey any one find a granade pin ? this was one of the Troopers in my Troop when in Bosnia. *It kills when I piss. some one when back of leave. *hey my ears feel funny must be from the air pocket in my head. Our blond unit medic as going up a mountian road (Would rather shoot my self then have her treat me -~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #31 June 21, 2006 Quotedid they nasty Kevin, just nasty Unfortunately, YES. This is after I emphatically stated that he HAD shown me his weeping mouth sore in a sorry attempt to forestall the inevitable display. He was probably paying me back for telling him that I've heard Valtrex can help him out when he first mentioned he had mouth sores, but still.Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #32 June 21, 2006 Quote"Wanna see my nipple?" NOT KIDDING!!! Okay, so she was joking... but it's STILL THE OFFICE!!!! I showed by boss (and everyone else in the office overlooking) my nekkid tandem pics. That was interesting... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #33 June 21, 2006 Atleast she was wearing pants... I spent several years working as a DJ in Full Nude Strip Clubs when I was in College.. Every single night it seemed, at least one of the dancers would come into the DJ Booth drop her bottoms, Bend over and say.. Can you see my string?? I finally put a sign in the DJ Booth that said, "String Checks = $20" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #34 June 21, 2006 QuoteQuotetrue story... woman in white pants, is being visited by Aunt Flow, bends over and asks, "Am I leaking?" Yep, I just threw up in my mouth TOUGHEN UP DAMNIT! You are SO sensitive! GOSH! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #35 June 21, 2006 I used to daydream about being a DJ in a tittie bar. Seemed like an awesome career! So how was it? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #36 June 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuotetrue story... woman in white pants, is being visited by Aunt Flow, bends over and asks, "Am I leaking?" Yep, I just threw up in my mouth TOUGHEN UP DAMNIT! You are SO sensitive! GOSH! It's not in our nature, sweetheart. There's a very good reason why God didn't give us the ability to bleed for a week every month and to be able to have kids... we wouldn't be able to handle it. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #37 June 21, 2006 Quotetrue story... woman in white pants, is being visited by Aunt Flow, bends over and asks, "Am I leaking?" Oh get over it - you mean you don't have your red wings?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #38 June 21, 2006 QuoteI used to daydream about being a DJ in a tittie bar. Seemed like an awesome career! So how was it? Just wasnt worth it. Made lots of Money... I mean LOTS of money (Each Dancer had to tip me out 10% of whatever they made.. 20 to 40 dancers working each shift.. I was making 2 to 4 times your average dancer). Biggest problem was since they each were paying me.. everyone of them thought I worked just for her. You ever tried to work with 40 different women that each think they are your boss?? No amount of money makes that worthwhile. Did it for 3 years. Never again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #39 June 21, 2006 QuoteQuotetrue story... woman in white pants, is being visited by Aunt Flow, bends over and asks, "Am I leaking?" Oh get over it - you mean you don't have your red wings? Two words for you little turtle man... FUCK and NO. haven't we had this discussion before? I don't fancy getting dead, sloughed-off, bloody uterine tissue in my MOUTH, thank you very much. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #40 June 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteI used to daydream about being a DJ in a tittie bar. Seemed like an awesome career! So how was it? Just wasnt worth it. Made lots of Money... I mean LOTS of money (Each Dancer had to tip me out 10% of whatever they made.. 20 to 40 dancers working each shift.. I was making 2 to 4 times your average dancer). Biggest problem was since they each were paying me.. everyone of them thought I worked just for her. You ever tried to work with 40 different women that each think they are your boss?? No amount of money makes that worthwhile. Did it for 3 years. Never again. Nice! I only lasted 4 months - Had an affair with the managers GF - She was the "lead" dancer. I pretty much never wanted to show up after he found out - good thing he didn't have my address.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #41 June 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteI used to daydream about being a DJ in a tittie bar. Seemed like an awesome career! So how was it? Just wasnt worth it. Made lots of Money... I mean LOTS of money (Each Dancer had to tip me out 10% of whatever they made.. 20 to 40 dancers working each shift.. I was making 2 to 4 times your average dancer). Biggest problem was since they each were paying me.. everyone of them thought I worked just for her. You ever tried to work with 40 different women that each think they are your boss?? No amount of money makes that worthwhile. Did it for 3 years. Never again. Nice! I only lasted 4 months - Had an affair with the managers GF - She was the "lead" dancer. I pretty much never wanted to show up after he found out - good thing he didn't have my address. lol can't make this shit up! lol! I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
