beezyshaw 0 #26 June 21, 2006 Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed, and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa bed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #27 June 21, 2006 QuoteMarried 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed, and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa bed. At 50 shouldn't you be allowed to trade her in on two 25'sI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MitchyB 0 #28 June 21, 2006 a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey, why the long face?" -------------------------------------------------- Do you have a steak? i'll take it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
teamjenn1 0 #29 June 21, 2006 How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? * * * * * * * * 10 piggies 2 calves 1 ass and a fish that nobody can find Heard that at work this morning...*********************************** "His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver "Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #30 June 21, 2006 QuoteHow many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? * * * * * * * * 10 piggies 2 calves 1 ass and a fish that nobody can find Heard that at work this morning... LOLOLOLOL Thanks Jen. I needed that.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #31 June 21, 2006 QuoteHow many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? * * * * * * * * 10 piggies 2 calves 1 ass and a fish that nobody can find . ...and 1 clam. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #32 June 21, 2006 QuoteWhat lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air? A dead centipede. .....with a defective Cypres. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #33 June 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteHow many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? * * * * * * * * 10 piggies 2 calves 1 ass and a fish that nobody can find . ...and 1 clam. bearded?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OrangeJumper 0 #34 June 21, 2006 If two potatoes were standing on the street corner, how could you tell which one was a prostitue? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Look for the one with a sticker that says I..DA..HO The Original Cabana Boy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #35 June 21, 2006 QuoteHow many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? * * * * * * * * 10 piggies 2 calves 1 ass and a fish that nobody can find Heard that at work this morning... Might that fish be an albacore tuna? _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #36 June 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteHow many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? * * * * * * * * 10 piggies 2 calves 1 ass and a fish that nobody can find Heard that at work this morning... Might that fish be an albacore tuna? Only if that thang ain't been washed!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #37 June 21, 2006 Clint, what is that in your avatar? fish lips? _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #38 June 21, 2006 QuoteClint, what is that in your avatar? fish lips? The ALMIGHTY Tounge!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #39 June 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteClint, what is that in your avatar? fish lips? The ALMIGHTY Tounge! ROTFLMAO!!!! That so looks like a big ass bottom lip I thought you had botox injection or something _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #40 June 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteClint, what is that in your avatar? fish lips? The ALMIGHTY Tounge! ROTFLMAO!!!! That so looks like a big ass bottom lip I thought you had botox injection or something Lips work too.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Royd 0 #41 June 21, 2006 Why was the little ink drop so sad? Because his Daddy was in the pen, and he didn't know how long the sentence would be. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #42 June 21, 2006 I heard this really great duck joke this weekend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #43 June 21, 2006 QuoteI heard this really great duck joke this weekend Me too!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #44 June 21, 2006 QuoteI heard this really great duck joke this weekend Yes, it was a really great joke!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
agent_lead 0 #45 June 21, 2006 how is a woman similar to a box of fried chicken?? cuz after your done with the breast and the thighs...all your left with is a greasy box ROFL-------------------------------------------- www.facebook.com/agentlead Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #46 June 21, 2006 Quotehow is a woman similar to a box of fried chicken?? cuz after your done with the breast and the thighs...all your left with is a greasy box ROFL I thought it was because they were both finger lickin' good?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stallboy 0 #47 June 21, 2006 Wife says to her husband, "I'm thinking of getting breast implants" Husband replies, "Goddam they're expensive. Look, just get a piece of toilet paper and wipe it between your breasts every day" Wife replies, "Oh, will that make my chest bigger?" Husband, "Well it worked for your ass didn't it!"One day, I'm gonna grow wings, a chemical reaction, hysterical and useless... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #48 June 21, 2006 Older man goes to the doctor's office and the receptionist asks him what he needs to see the doctor for.. so he replies "Theres something wrong with my dick.". The receptionist tells him that he shouldnt say such a thing out loud in a waiting room full of people.. he should say theres something wrong with his ear instead. So the he walks out of the office, and comes back a few minutes later and tells the receptionist he needs to see the doctor. She again asks what for. He replies "Theres something wrong with my ear." The receptionist asks what seems to be the problem with his ear? "I can't piss out of it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
