pop 0 #1 June 21, 2006 Someone make me laugh please!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #2 June 21, 2006 QuoteSomeone make me laugh please! Here is the funniest joke in history and the only clean joke that I know. Q: Why are turds tapered on the ends? A: So your asshole won't slam shut! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #3 June 21, 2006 So these two antennae are built next to each other on a hill. After spending all this time in close proximity, they fall in love and decide to get married. Things didn't go quite as planned, and the wedding ceremony itself was a total disaster. But the reception was awesome! "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #4 June 21, 2006 A man walks into a bar and says "ouch"Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 June 21, 2006 QuoteSo these two antennae are built next to each other on a hill. After spending all this time in close proximity, they fall in love and decide to get married. Things didn't go quite as planned, and the wedding ceremony itself was a total disaster. But the reception was awesome! Boooo. Why do women wear tampons when they skydive? So they don't whistle on the way down. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #6 June 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteSo these two antennae are built next to each other on a hill. After spending all this time in close proximity, they fall in love and decide to get married. Things didn't go quite as planned, and the wedding ceremony itself was a total disaster. But the reception was awesome! Boooo. Why do women wear tampons when they skydive? So they don't whistle on the way down. OHH SNAP BITCHES!!! DAYUM!!!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #7 June 21, 2006 What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air? A dead centipede. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #8 June 21, 2006 So, this one time....at band camp..... _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #9 June 21, 2006 Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs????? Cuz he doesn't want everone to know he's a chicken fucker!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ntrprnr 0 #10 June 21, 2006 "Doctor, won't you please kiss me?" the patient asked. "No. You're a very beautiful woman, but it's against my code of ethics," replied her doctor. "Please, just one kiss," she pleaded. "Just a little one." "Sorry," said the doctor sternly. "It's totally out of the question. In fact, I shouldn't even be fucking you."_______________ "Why'd you track away at 7,000 feet?" "Even in freefall, I have commitment issues." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #11 June 21, 2006 The Aristocrats!quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #12 June 21, 2006 Two men are pushing their shopping trolleys around a store when they collide. The first man says to the second, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going". The second man says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate". The first man says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like"? The second man says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, big tits and is wearing a short skirt and a short t-shirt. What does your wife look like"? The first man says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours." -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #13 June 21, 2006 What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic = using a feather Kinky = using the whole chicken (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #14 June 21, 2006 QuoteTwo men are pushing their shopping trolleys around a store when they collide. The first man says to the second, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going". The second man says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate". The first man says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like"? The second man says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, big tits and is wearing a short skirt and a short t-shirt. What does your wife look like"? The first man says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours." cute! _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #15 June 21, 2006 QuoteThe Aristocrats! My fav!!!!!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #16 June 21, 2006 I haven't "heard" shit.. this thread sucks ass. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 June 21, 2006 QuoteI haven't "heard" shit.. this thread sucks ass. SHIT!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #18 June 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteI haven't "heard" shit.. this thread sucks ass. SHIT! Did you steal your avatar from a textbook company's website? It sort of looks like a really hairy asshole inflamed with a massive hemorrhoid. It is seriously painfull to look at. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #19 June 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteI haven't "heard" shit.. this thread sucks ass. SHIT! Did you steal your avatar from a textbook company's website? It sort of looks like a really hairy asshole inflamed with a massive hemorrhoid. It is seriously painfull to look at. now that was good!!!! edited to add: Sorry Turtle, but it was pretty damned funny!!!! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #20 June 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteI haven't "heard" shit.. this thread sucks ass. SHIT! Did you steal your avatar from a textbook company's website? It sort of looks like a really hairy asshole inflamed with a massive hemorrhoid. It is seriously painfull to look at. now that was good!!!! edited to add: Sorry Turtle, but it was pretty damned funny!!!! g Really! I see I need to change it then. Hmmm - What could I come up with? I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #21 June 21, 2006 Quote Don't be threatening me Mister! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #22 June 21, 2006 QuoteQuote Don't be threatening me Mister! g Yes, Mistress.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #23 June 21, 2006 Try walking down the street naked."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #24 June 21, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteI haven't "heard" shit.. this thread sucks ass. SHIT! Did you steal your avatar from a textbook company's website? It sort of looks like a really hairy asshole inflamed with a massive hemorrhoid. It is seriously painfull to look at. _________________________________ I think, it's Chef from South Park! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #25 June 21, 2006 Q: How do you know if your roomate is gay? A: His pecker tastes like shit. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
