Answering Machine..outgoing message.

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

Hey she hated him, what does she care what he may or may not be doing in the bed room?

Aaaah ha! It just dawned on me...she probably never got tied up! I'd be pissy too!

Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[MitchyB 0]

Yeah, she's just jealous that he was having more fun and letting everyone know about it. i bet she went out right after that and tied herself up to see what she was missing out on.

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Do you have a steak? i'll take it!

[skydivermom 0]

"HI, I'm either very busy with my two handsome dark-eyed little boys or I'm skydiving....."

It's funny how so many people think the last part of that message is a joke...of course it's people who really don't know me.

Mrs. WaltAppel

All things work together for good to them that love God...Romans 8:28

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

Its no fun to tie yourself up all by your lonesome, in fact its kinda hard to get the ropes tight.

Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[turtlespeed 226]

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Its no fun to tie yourself up all by your lonesome, in fact its kinda hard to get the ropes tight.

Bobbi

That's why there are so many deaths accompanied by self tieing.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

Don't you mean deaths by hanging...I'm not into that shit.

Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[turtlespeed 226]

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Don't you mean deaths by hanging...I'm not into that shit.

Bobbi

Actually it's autoterotic asphyxiation - Not to high on my list either. But I'll try anything twice - Once for fun . . . and the second, just incase I do it wrong the first time.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[SkydiveStMarys 0]

Make sure the second time around you are all alone...K?




J/T


Bobbi

A miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude.

[turtlespeed 226]

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Make sure the second time around you are all alone...K?




J/T


Bobbi

Why - you seemed to - oh nevermind . . .

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[jumpergirl 0]

I love the message on a friend's voicemail... I know several here will recognize it.

Something to the effect of:

"If you've got something good to say, leave a message. If you don't, then call someone else."



Of course, my uncle has a great one, too. "Hey. You know what to do."

[2fat2fly 0]

I remember rewriting the first verse of Margaritaville as a message years ago-I drank a LOT back then. Rev. Jim usually has some interesting ones

I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

[soulshine 0]

Mine used to be:

"I'm not answering the phone because I have it on vibrate and it's in my pocket. If you're a good friend then you won't leave a message, you'll call back."


I had to change it because the punks wouldn't call back like I asked them to, I kept getting dirty voicemails instead.

Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!
~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

[turtlespeed 226]

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Mine used to be:

"I'm not answering the phone because I have it on vibrate and it's in my pocket. If you're a good friend then you won't leave a message, you'll call back."


I had to change it because the punks wouldn't call back like I asked them to, I kept getting dirty voicemails instead.

Look - It was only 5 times and - well then my battery ran out - but I really thought you wanted . . . nevermind.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[PLFXpert 0]

I like you

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

[MrBounce 0]

Mine used to be "Hi this is Gavin, I'm probably not answering the phone because I'm jumping out of planes, speeding on my bike or doing something really stoopid involving alcohol. Please leave a message and I'll call back when the hangover wears off."

But now I have to keep it boring for work 'n agents 'n stuff

Gavin

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, its going to rust.

[kirrz 0]

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My niece, she is 15, her outgoing message is great...

Hers is...
Hi! How are ya? Good and you? Really, whats new? Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!






Bobbi

A while ago I had one that went something like this . . .

Hello? What? I can't hear you . . . Oh Hi! How are you . . . hold on just a second . . . better yet - leave a message at the tone.

Mine used to be something similar.. "hello.. hello?.. hello?!.. hello?!?!... well I'm obviously not here so leave a message"

My parents made me change it because they would ring from overseas, think it was me every single time and waste money talking..

[Muenkel 0]

I used to have "Hi it's Chris. If you don't know what to do after the beep then you're retarded."

For some reason, I always had long pauses after the beep.

Chris

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Chris