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breatheeeeeeeeeee. breatheeeeeeeeeeeeeee.



And you will be doing better in about 5 minutes.

Do something to take your mind off of it.
Make a Puppy.:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Holy sh*t man. I get these nic fits from hell and I honestly can't think of one reason why I'm quitting while they are happening. This one might have been the worst yet. I seriously feel like I'm having a seizure or something. Bugs crawling under my skin. If ANYONE out there who is not a smoker even THINKS about trying it.... remember what I'm going through right now. IT SUCKS!

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How is that ironic? I'm a pedestrian on a sidewalk listening to music. I am not driving a potential dangerous weapon with my hands occupied by a phone. My hands are free, I'm aware of my surroundings, and I'm not putting anyone in danger.

Now where's the irony please?



running WITH traffic, with headphones on, really is putting yourself at great disadvantage, esp on sidewalks with a lot of tree cover. Those cagers that actually do look are expecting walkers - a fast jogger will be far out of their view as they initiate the turn.

So think about running against traffic so you can see better and where possible, find a softer surface than concrete.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO
:|



Why don't you just get your ass in the kitchen and make me some coffee. Use the real stuff this time. :P



Didn't your daddy ever tell you not to look a gift horse in the mouth, even if he has big ears? :D

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no trees at all there. but you are right on the rules of the road. although i figured i was okay since there are joggers going both ways in that section of sidewalk. oh, well.


Wow... nic fits are funny. I just went litterally crazy for about 10 minutes. Room was spinning, skin was crawling, gritting my teeth, sweating. What a trirp. Glad it's over.

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Didn't your daddy ever tell you not to look a gift horse in the mouth, even if he has big ears? :D



Even if the gift horse is using my gift? :P



oh man, that's even worse to chide a man about a gift you sent him as recompense for blowing chunks in his house!!

girl, your stock is P-L-U-M-M-E-T-I-N-G! (should that have 2 "t"s? :P)

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And Chris. And...

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Wow... nic fits are funny. I just went litterally crazy for about 10 minutes. Room was spinning, skin was crawling, gritting my teeth, sweating. What a trirp. Glad it's over.



No doubt . . .

Click - Click Sizzzzzzzzzzle



Yeah me too.:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Wow... nic fits are funny. I just went litterally crazy for about 10 minutes. Room was spinning, skin was crawling, gritting my teeth, sweating. What a trirp. Glad it's over.



No doubt . . .

Click - Click Sizzzzzzzzzzle



Yeah me too.:ph34r:



Just think, turd ball, you're that much closer to death... liz, on the other hand, isn't :P

now, what were you saying again? ;)

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Wow... nic fits are funny. I just went litterally crazy for about 10 minutes. Room was spinning, skin was crawling, gritting my teeth, sweating. What a trirp. Glad it's over.



No doubt . . .

Click - Click Sizzzzzzzzzzle



Yeah me too.:ph34r:



Just think, turd ball, you're that much closer to death... liz, on the other hand, isn't :P

now, what were you saying again? ;)



Nope - nuh unh - no way - it was typed not acted out.:P
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Wow... nic fits are funny. I just went litterally crazy for about 10 minutes. Room was spinning, skin was crawling, gritting my teeth, sweating. What a trirp. Glad it's over.



No doubt . . .

Click - Click Sizzzzzzzzzzle



Yeah me too.:ph34r:



Just think, turd ball, you're that much closer to death... liz, on the other hand, isn't :P

now, what were you saying again? ;)



Nope - nuh unh - no way - it was typed not acted out.:P



oh, well THAT'S even worse! B/c if you were just faking it and it caused her to "slip," i'd have to sick the man on ya.

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Nope - nuh unh - no way - it was typed not acted out.:P



oh, well THAT'S even worse! B/c if you were just faking it and it caused her to "slip," i'd have to sick the man on ya.



Who's man - I thought you lost yours.:o



Did you find it again?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Nope - nuh unh - no way - it was typed not acted out.:P



oh, well THAT'S even worse! B/c if you were just faking it and it caused her to "slip," i'd have to sick the man on ya.



Who's man - I thought you lost yours.:o



Did you find it again?



naw, still the same little old micro I've always been... my brother in law is who i was talking about... he used to be a heavy dealer in back in the day, before he cleaned up his act. still has his friends though. :D

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naw, still the same little old micro I've always been... my brother in law is who i was talking about... he used to be a heavy dealer in back in the day, before he cleaned up his act. still has his friends though. :D



Pswaaaaah!

Yeah - he and I go WAY back.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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naw, still the same little old micro I've always been... my brother in law is who i was talking about... he used to be a heavy dealer in back in the day, before he cleaned up his act. still has his friends though. :D



Pswaaaaah!

Yeah - he and I go WAY back.



:D yeah, I BET you do. :D

How we found out about all this was one time some years ago, my mom found out that my dad was, um, wondering, shall we say... and the little hussy girlfriend had kids... so my mother was drowning her sorrows in a slow gin and coke (ee gads) at my sister's place in Phoenix and my brother in law says, hey, you want me to have the woman scared? nothing serious, maybe take the kids for a little joy ride, maybe break the woman's knee, something just to give her the hint to stay away from [my father]?

My mom was like, WTF??? It was just so out of the blue, so seemingly random and matter-of-fact for him to say this, yet he was so serious about it!

It's been hard to look at him the same ever since.

I miss Lee.
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And Chris. And...

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I couldn't slip. I have too many people ready to kick my ass back in line. Thank God! And anyone who needs support for anything (well, okay... almost anything) I am going to be owing big time.

Now Clint.... quit that shit! >:(:P



I was just testing.

You know I love you.
I wouldn't let little sister fail.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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no trees at all there. but you are right on the rules of the road. although i figured i was okay since there are joggers going both ways in that section of sidewalk. oh, well.



from a rules standpoint you're fine, but there's no joy in being dead right (or in my case, broken shoulder right). Running on sidewalks is similar to motorcycling in that cars will routinely cut you off.

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no trees at all there. but you are right on the rules of the road. although i figured i was okay since there are joggers going both ways in that section of sidewalk. oh, well.



from a rules standpoint you're fine, but there's no joy in being dead right (or in my case, broken shoulder right). Running on sidewalks is similar to motorcycling in that cars will routinely cut you off.



Yeah - It's better to be delayed and pissed rather than right and roadkill.:ph34r::ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I quit smoking four days ago. On father's day. Because my father recently died of lung cancer. And a very supportive, very cool chick reminded me that that is my number one reason to keep on quitting. Okay? My disclaimer was because there is nothing worse in this world than quitting nicotine.

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Congrats on Day 4, girl. You GO!

For the Crosswalk Asshole...

Here's what you do...
You get a life-like dummy and carry it jogging...The CA is not paying attention so imagine the look on the guy's face when a body flies out in front of his car while he hears loud screaming in his ears...

:D:D:D
My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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Congrats on Day 4, girl. You GO!

For the Crosswalk Asshole...

Here's what you do...
You get a life-like dummy and carry it jogging...The CA is not paying attention so imagine the look on the guy's face when a body flies out in front of his car while he hears loud screaming in his ears...

:D:D:D



Sounds good.

Except one thing.

YOU CAN'T HAVE MY DOLL!>:(>:(
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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