Thanatos340 1 #1 June 22, 2006 a pair of Mens Lime/Neon Green French, Brazil or Thong Cut Speedo`s (Size medium)?? I have called every where I can think of and they all reply the same way when I ask if they have any..."God, I hope Not". I leave for the beach tommorow and really need a new pair of shorts. Where would be able to find these?? (Online will not work as I leave tommorow.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #2 June 22, 2006 Frederick's of Hollywood. Did you call them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #3 June 22, 2006 Not yet!! Thanks!! Just walmart, Kmart and target so far. Trying Khols and fredricks now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #4 June 22, 2006 http://www.amazon.com/gp/search/ref=sr_nr_p_4_1/002-9877500-2692040?%5Fencoding=UTF8&rh=n%3A3375301%2Cn%3A3375311%2Cn%3A3378901%2Cn%3A3381421%2Cn%3A3381501%2Cp%5F4%3ASpeedo&page=1 or better yethttp://www.undergear.com/HanoverAssets/Undergear/product_images/MF71zz.jpg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #5 June 22, 2006 Just find a freakin surf shop at the beach when you get there]]]] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #6 June 22, 2006 It's easy enough to build your own banana hammock. You shouldn't need much fabric. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChrisL 2 #7 June 22, 2006 Quotea pair of Mens Lime/Neon Green French, Brazil or Thong Cut Speedo`s (Size medium)?? I have called every where I can think of and they all reply the same way when I ask if they have any..."God, I hope Not". I leave for the beach tommorow and really need a new pair of shorts. Where would be able to find these?? (Online will not work as I leave tommorow.) What if you just take pity on everyone at the beach and wear something that provides more coverage?__ My mighty steed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #8 June 22, 2006 Not a Chance!! If I gotta go sit in the hot sun, get sand up my ass, and get sunburnt.. Im going to be miserable... So this is my way making sure everyone else is too!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #9 June 22, 2006 Quoteget sand up my ass You could always try to find someone to do the screaming seagull. At least then you'd have someone to share in your misery. Granted, you might never get laid again, but it would be fun for a bit."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #10 June 22, 2006 QuoteNot a Chance!! If I gotta go sit in the hot sun, get sand up my ass, and get sunburnt.. Im going to be miserable... So this is my way making sure everyone else is too!! Lesley's trip to Destin is officially cancelled. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #11 June 22, 2006 QuoteNot a Chance!! If I gotta go sit in the hot sun, get sand up my ass, and get sunburnt.. Im going to be miserable... So this is my way making sure everyone else is too!!Nobody except you, is gonna be miserable.Can you say wedgie, 3000 times real fast??"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #12 June 22, 2006 Holy crap... I can picture J in sooooo many of these.. I'm almost in tears... but I dont know if its funny or frightening! http://www.erogenos.com/swimwear.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #13 June 22, 2006 I think This one is pretty close to what youre looking for... but This one is on sale!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
namgrunt 0 #14 June 22, 2006 I can loan you MY thong but its PINK and I am saving it for SKYFEST ..59 YEARS,OVERWEIGHT,BALDIND,X-GRUNT LAST MIL. JUMP VIET-NAM(QUAN-TRI) www.dzmemories.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #15 June 22, 2006 Quotebut This one is on sale!! Ding Ding Ding!! We have a winner.. Now if I can just get them overnighted!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #16 June 22, 2006 QuoteHoly crap... I can picture J in sooooo many of these.. I'm almost in tears... but I dont know if its funny or frightening! http://www.erogenos.com/swimwear.html Visualizing his skinny long legs is enough _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #17 June 22, 2006 Go out and buy a bottle of dye, in you specific color, take your tighty whities and dye them tonight. When you go to put them on tomorrow, give yourself the worlds biggest weegie...problem solved.No thanks necessary, glad I could help. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpchikk 0 #18 June 22, 2006 You're gonna get sand in your ass crack and then you will be whining and there's no whining in skydiving especially at the beach. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #19 June 22, 2006 QuoteNo thanks necessary, glad I could help. Well I do apprieciate this advise.. So much in fact that I promise to send you a Pic when I model it!! Its the least I can do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #20 June 22, 2006 Promise?!!BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marks 0 #21 June 22, 2006 destin is one of my favorite places. you are going to ruin that place. jay, your sick. I will be at the farm this weekend anyway, thank god I don't have to see this. wish i had the money to come down but I don't, but your making me feel better about not making it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #22 June 22, 2006 i'm assuming you'll be posting a photo here as well for us that cannot attend?!?!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #23 June 22, 2006 I'm sure you could just hang your hat there instead of wearing a thong. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #24 June 22, 2006 That would require a Fluffer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #25 June 22, 2006 QuoteThat would require a Fluffer. Smother the cock with ice cream, and i'm all over it baby. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
