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At a venture capital forum last night. ( I F'ing HATE VC's, but that's neither here nor there.)

Talking over beers in the hotel bar about whatever. Turns to what we do when we're not working.

Around the table:

Golf
Golf
Tennis
Golf
Skydive and run Marathons

Cue silence.

Skydiving. Really. Where you go with someone?

"No, that's Tandem skydiving. I'm licensed, and go on my own."

Cue "perfectly good airplane" comment.

Well, it's a sport that I enjoy doing, and it helps me be more creative in life.

Cue "wouldn't other things do that?"

Yes, but I prefer skydiving. You play Golf. Why? Wouldn't pushing a ball into a little cup with your hands accomplish the same thing?"

The female VC of the group then says, "Well, don't let anyone you're dating know. It's a turn-off to women."

By this point, I was so pissed at them for being VC's in the first place, that the skydiving comments just shot me over the edge.

"You know, I've dated women who find what I do only a small part of who I am. They accept skydiving the same way I'd accept tennis on your part. I wouldn't think, "Oh, she's a loser for playing Tennis," and I don't think any woman I'm going to want to date would think less of me because I'm a skydiver. Quite frankly, if they did, they'd be too closed-minded for me to date, anyway."

With that, I ordered another beer.

Why do some people have to believe they're superior just to make themselves feel good?

Why are some people such idiots?
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"Even in freefall, I have commitment issues."

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Why do some people have to believe they're superior just to make themselves feel good?

Why are some people such idiots?



Pot ... kettle. :D

I usually just laugh that kind of stuff off.

Laugh, deflect, move on. Very few things in this world are worth my anger. That sure ain't one of them.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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I've yet to meet anyone who turns their nose up at me for skydiving, but i dont mention it much and when i do its "normally" positive. Apart from the ones who know more than me withut ding a tandem
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People aint made of nothin' but water and shit.

Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

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I totaly know where you are coming from. I think most people here probably do. Its hard for otehrs to accept something they cannot comperehend. That;s jsut the way it is.

After a while of being in this psort I stopped telling people about it, until they got to know me for me first.

That's the way it just is.

By the way...I fucking hate VC's as much as you do!!!!
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More like "A turn off to WOMAN."

Maybe you should have said "Yeah, well I suggest you give up golf - most men think women golfers are all bull-dykes"

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"Well, don't let anyone you're dating know. It's a turn-off to women."



Reply..
"Actually it is the first thing I tell them. It helps me filter out Narrow minded women that I wouldn’t want to date anyway. Saves me a good bit of time and money actually to find out how ignorant and judgemental they are BEFORE I take them to dinner.
Oh and just in case you were wondering.. I’m a Skydiver.”

;):D:D:|

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To sum up the sentiment of most of the responses to this thread, if I may:


[B]FUCK 'ER!!![/B]



:D



But she's a VC!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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People just think you are crazy and an adrenaline junky. Then there are people that want to know everything you know, and it takes a while. My roommates make fun of me just becasue its something that I am obsessed with and its different. They just don't get it.
Yeah...You need to grow up. -Skymama

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The perfectly good airplane comment vexes me. Of course you're going to jump out of a good airplane - how else are you gonna get to altitude more than once?

The only plane that's relevant is the plane of existence you're on. And if anyone thinks they have more sense than you for not jumping, then you're just not on the same plane.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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But she's a VC!



I fail to see what her country of origin and political associations have to do with this. Besides, we've already established we can't win a war with them, do we really want to get involved again?

:D:D:D



LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!

We can always count on you, Mike. ;)
I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

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The perfectly good airplane comment vexes me. Of course you're going to jump out of a good airplane - how else are you gonna get to altitude more than once?

The only plane that's relevant is the plane of existence you're on. And if anyone thinks they have more sense than you for not jumping, then you're just not on the same plane.



Is that plain or plane? :o



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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Try being a professional skydiver for 3 years then going to an interview for a "real job."

They thought I was a total fart off, until I described being an instructor, especially a tandem instructor as "well, I teach people how to skydive, on their first 2-3 jumps if I make a mistake, they die. They will fall to their death. So responsibility is something that is paramount in my life and is something that is definately not taken lightly."

They got really quiet after that. Then I got the job.B|
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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A. She's right that it's a turnoff to a lot of women.

B. You're right that you don't want to date those women.

C. She's a bitch for acting so judgmental in a friendly social setting.

D. Seriously, she's a bitch.
I don't have an M.D. or a law degree. I have bachelor's in kicking ass and taking names.

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Next time-- try this and see how it goes.

Around the table:

Golf
Golf
Tennis
Golf
Marbles and TiddlywinksSwinging and Bondage


I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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The perfectly good airplane comment vexes me. Of course you're going to jump out of a good airplane - how else are you gonna get to altitude more than once?

The only plane that's relevant is the plane of existence you're on. And if anyone thinks they have more sense than you for not jumping, then you're just not on the same plane.



Next time a whuffo brings up that "perfectly good airplane" thing, just point at yourself using your thumbs and say.....

Stupid enuff to jump out of a perfectly good airplane, smart enuff to be able to do it again.

...then smile evily and wink.;)

Shuts em up every single time.B|
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To sum up the sentiment of most of the responses to this thread, if I may:


[B]FUCK 'ER!!![/B]



:D




Take her money then Fuck her

But she's a VC!


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