So This Girl I Dated Once.. (Advice, please!)

[MagicGuy 0]

.. calls me up today and said that she went to a tarot card reader and got her cards read. Ok, not really for me, but cool. She goes on to tell me that the 'psychic' knew all about me, described me almost to a tee. She then goes on to tell me that said 'psychic' told her that I am this chick's destiny, and that she saw an engagement ring.

I took this girl out ONCE!!! Once, people. And she's calling me to tell me that I'm her destiny.

What does a guy do in this kind of situation? Do I get the hell out now, do I wait a while before talking to her.. ??

[NWFlyer 2]

Save yourself some time. File the restraining order now.

"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

[vdschoor 0]

You might as well give in now.. the tarot reader just told you this is your fate..


Start shoppin for the rock buddy..

[soulshine 0]

Shoot the card reader. Then, call the girl and tell her that the chick was a phony because she didn't see it coming.


Problem solved.

Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity!
~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~

[Broke 0]

Run!

Divot your source for all things Hillbilly.
Anvil Brother 84
SCR 14192

[ExAFO 0]

Throw her a sympathy fuck and kick her silly ass to the curb.

Bonus points if you poke her in the bum.

Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW.

[waltappel 1]

Well if she's rich and owns a liquor store....

Walt

[marks 0]

well is she hot?

don't blow peeps off as crazy too quickly, it might be a blessing in disguise.

[turtlespeed 226]

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Throw her a sympathy fuck and kick her silly ass to the curb.

Bonus points if you poke her in the bum.

Ahhh - at least two or three -

Come On!

oh and ummm - heh -

You are her destiny - it wasn't a diamond ring it was silver linked bracelets -

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[MagicGuy 0]

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Throw her a sympathy fuck and kick her silly ass to the curb.

Bonus points if you poke her in the bum.

I fucking love this place. Where else do you get advice like this.

As for the ? about if she's hot.. she's definitely cute, could lose some weight therefore not totally my type. But overall, she's got big jugs with a cute face and definitely do-able.

But then again, I went out with her once and she wants to marry me. Fuck.

[livendive 8]

Is it possible that one date just wasn't enough for you to get a grasp on her sense of humor and this was just a joke?

I had a gal ask me to marry her and move to Montana with her after we'd only been on a couple of dates. I hadn't yet had the chance to get to know her, so my first reaction was thinking "Holy fuck!", before considering (rightly) that she was just playing.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[JeepDiver 0]

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Throw her a sympathy fuck and kick her silly ass to the curb.

Bonus points if you poke her in the bum.

I fucking love this place. Where else do you get advice like this.

As for the ? about if she's hot.. she's definitely cute, could lose some weight therefore not totally my type. But overall, she's got big jugs with a cute face and definitely do-able.

But then again, I went out with her once and she wants to marry me. Fuck.

Get her in the bum this time as has been suggested.

[Cornholio 0]

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Throw her a sympathy fuck and kick her silly ass to the curb.

Bonus points if you poke her in the bum.

I fucking love this place. Where else do you get advice like this.

As for the ? about if she's hot.. she's definitely cute, could lose some weight therefore not totally my type. But overall, she's got big jugs with a cute face and definitely do-able.

But then again, I went out with her once and she wants to marry me. Fuck.

Get her in the bum this time as has been suggested.

I agree, Anal Sex to the rescue. If she declines, kicker to the curb no questions asked.

Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast!
Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool!
bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump

[MagicGuy 0]

I wish, but I've known her for about 3 years so I know all about her sense of humor. She was definitely serious. Unfortunately

I'm definitely gonna try for some in the bum, though. She's got quite a nice behind.

[popsjumper 2]

I dunno...check out her financial situation...you may have several pre-paid jumps and some new gear in your future...

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[SBS 0]

I second that. Or third, or fourth...point being that it doesn't sound like I am alone in this advice.

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I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness...

[turtlespeed 226]

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Throw her a sympathy fuck and kick her silly ass to the curb.

Bonus points if you poke her in the bum.

I fucking love this place. Where else do you get advice like this.

As for the ? about if she's hot.. she's definitely cute, could lose some weight therefore not totally my type. But overall, she's got big jugs with a cute face and definitely do-able.

But then again, I went out with her once and she wants to marry me. Fuck.

Get her in the bum this time as has been suggested.

I agree, Anal Sex to the rescue. If she declines, kicker to the curb no questions asked.

Gotta go with Corn on this one - if you give her the Dirty Sanchez and do her in the ass - and she STILL wants to marry you - what do you have to lose?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[CSpenceFLY 1]

Psycho cancels out cute on any given day.


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[MagicGuy 0]

Lots of anal sex advice. So now I definitely have to stick it in her butt.

I just can't believe she's so.. intent after going out once. I mean.. we went to a couple places, yeah we made out and such, but marriage?

Women..

[turtlespeed 226]

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Psycho cancels out cute on any given day.


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Yeah but the donkey punch more than makes up for it.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[psipike02 0]

That or the screaming seagull.....give that to her...

and if she still wants more, no woman can resist the peppermint swirl or bucking bronco....two classics in my opinion

I know i'm going to hell....hahah

Puttin' some stank on it.

----Hellfish #707----

[MagicGuy 0]

Well I think that this weekend I'll hang out with her again. Only this time I'm going to try to be really boring and totally not myself. A little tactic I have tried in the past.

Then after that, if she's still digging me, I'm gonna bang her in the ass, as suggested, and afterwards "Oh shit, my brother's car broke down and he needs a ride".

We'll see what happens after that.

[turtlespeed 226]

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Well I think that this weekend I'll hang out with her again. Only this time I'm going to try to be really boring and totally not myself. A little tactic I have tried in the past.

Then after that, if she's still digging me, I'm gonna bang her in the ass, as suggested, and afterwards "Oh shit, my brother's car broke down and he needs a ride".

We'll see what happens after that.

Ther ya go - I fixed it for ya.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[MagicGuy 0]

That works, too.

turtle, I haven't really interacted with you in the past, but you are the man.

[guppie01 0]

I only have myself to blame.... why do I torture myself by reading every single one of these posts.... I seriously feel like I need a shower now....

DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY boys

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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
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OMG, is she okay?