MagicGuy 0 #1 June 22, 2006 Subject won't make sense unless you read my post from yesterday. Just wanted to update you guys on something that happened today. Said psycho tarot card chick sent me an email today basically saying that she thought about what she had told me and that if she was me she would've been freaked out and never want to see her again. She apologized for telling me what the tarot card lady said to her and that it wasn't her intention to freak me out or scare me. So, I guess that's a good thing. But she still can't take back the fact that she told me it in the first place Girls are dumb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #2 June 22, 2006 OK well at least it would seem that she had sence enough to slow her roll.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JeepDiver 0 #3 June 22, 2006 Did you tell her you heard a screaming seagull the other night when you were thinking about her? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagicGuy 0 #4 June 22, 2006 LOL I haven't wrote back yet but I'll be sure to include that in the email. Thanks for the reminder! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #5 June 22, 2006 RUN!!! RUN!!! RUN!!! Just make sure it's the right way. We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaden 0 #6 June 22, 2006 Women mature at a faster rate than men. This is a fact. She thought you could handle it...We all make mistakes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #7 June 22, 2006 I wonder when psycho chick is going to mature. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iamsam 0 #8 June 22, 2006 'tis written dude invite me to the wedding screaming seagulls and chocolate starfishs aside, I'm opening a book on whether Crazy Tarot Card Chick turns out to be the woman of MagicGuys dreams. I'll give odds on 10/11 they're shacked up in the next 5 years (margin for mishaps), 5/4 shes still stalking. Hope those odds make sense. Don't do fractions guv' May have been said allready, but don't ever let her read the previous thread, else all bets are off. your friendly dropzone.com bookie but what do I know Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #9 June 22, 2006 QuoteLOL I haven't wrote back yet but I'll be sure to include that in the email. Thanks for the reminder! No response might be the best thing. Feeding the situation with any response might fuel the fire. "Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaden 0 #10 June 23, 2006 It's a trial & error process, with emphasis on determination. It usually comes with age and/or experience. IMO Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaden 0 #11 June 23, 2006 I like the way you think, man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #12 June 23, 2006 QuoteQuoteLOL I haven't wrote back yet but I'll be sure to include that in the email. Thanks for the reminder! No response might be the best thing. Feeding the situation with any response might fuel the fire. But But But....Quote.., she's got big jugs with a cute face and definitely do-able. You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagicGuy 0 #13 June 23, 2006 LOL I don't think she is quite mature yet, as much as she thinks she is. She is only 18. I'm 20. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #14 June 23, 2006 C'mon, give tarot card chick a second chance. You are her destiny!!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagicGuy 0 #15 June 23, 2006 She's getting a second chance this weekend. If she doesn't get freaky than she's gonna be asking the tarot reader for a refund Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
psipike02 0 #16 June 23, 2006 HEY You remember, when it comes time to do the deed... who gave you the idea of the screaming seagull.... <-----------THIS GUY Puttin' some stank on it. ----Hellfish #707---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #17 June 23, 2006 Okay, I gotta ask... wtf is a screaming seagull? Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagicGuy 0 #18 June 23, 2006 Oh dude, 100% credit to you my man. I do have some morals.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #19 June 23, 2006 QuoteSubject won't make sense unless you read my post from yesterday. Just wanted to update you guys on something that happened today. Said psycho tarot card chick sent me an email today basically saying that she thought about what she had told me and that if she was me she would've been freaked out and never want to see her again. She apologized for telling me what the tarot card lady said to her and that it wasn't her intention to freak me out or scare me. So, I guess that's a good thing. But she still can't take back the fact that she told me it in the first place Girls are dumb Any butt sex?Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
psipike02 0 #20 June 23, 2006 Quote Okay, I gotta ask... wtf is a screaming seagull? Hahaha....i figured someone would ask.....first a small disclaimer: I HAVE NEVER DONE THIS TO A GIRL NOR DO I PLAN ON IT.....I just think its hilarious ok...::Ahem:: The Screaming Seagull: When you're doin' a girl on the beach and you take your piece out and dunk it in the sand and then quickly SHOVE IT back in! Hey i never said it was pleasant... THAT is the screaming seagullPuttin' some stank on it. ----Hellfish #707---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #21 June 23, 2006 QuoteThe Screaming Seagull: When you're doin' a girl on the beach and you take your piece out and dunk it in the sand and then quickly SHOVE IT back in! Hey i never said it was pleasant... THAT is the screaming seagull Does anyone else find it unbelievable that every possible thing you could od with a penis or vagina has an official 'name'?? Ok, ok...what's it called when you stick your willy in a jar of molasses? C'mon, there's gotta be a name for the shlong in a jar of molasses...~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iamsam 0 #22 June 23, 2006 Quote Does anyone else find it unbelievable that every possible thing you could od with a penis or vagina has an official 'name'?? Ok, ok...what's it called when you stick your willy in a jar of molasses? C'mon, there's gotta be a name for the shlong in a jar of molasses... I don't know if everything you could do with a penis and/or vagina has a name, but I reckon everything you could think of to do has probably been done by someone somewhere.. what an imaginative buch us humans are! Don't know the name for a jar of molasses, but I heard that those detained at her majesty's pleasure / incarcerated in the slammer favour a jamjar full of worms. Don't know what that's called either, but I bet it'd feel better for a few hours in the sun first... eeeugh!! Jaden are you still liking the way I think !?! but what do I know Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaden 0 #23 June 23, 2006 Hey...at least you're honest. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #24 June 23, 2006 QuoteOk, ok...what's it called when you stick your willy in a jar of molasses? C'mon, there's gotta be a name for the shlong in a jar of molasses... There are a few variations of this one: 1. Sticky dick 2. Sweet dick 3. Slow dick "It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #25 June 23, 2006 Quote Ok, ok...what's it called when you stick your willy in a jar of molasses? C'mon, there's gotta be a name for the shlong in a jar of molasses... the ol' black sugar stick. MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
