I've had one beer...

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and I'm absolutely looped...

Did you know that things look closer when you look through the end of a paper towel holder?

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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and I'm absolutely looped...

Did you know that things look closer when you look through the end of a paper towel holder?

The holder...or the tube?

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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The holder...or the tube?

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The holder...or the tube?

You want to get technical when I'm looped? You know the cardboard thingy...

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Put the tube up to your eye like a telescope, then hold your free hand, palm flat, right next to the tube. Open both eyes.

You have a hole in your hand!

Matt

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You have a hole in your hand!

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Put the tube up to your eye like a telescope, then hold your free hand, palm flat, right next to the tube. Open both eyes.

You have a hole in your hand!

Oh that is just downright cool YUP ...I tried it.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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Yes! Don't worry, it's only temporary.

Matt

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You want to get technical when I'm looped? You know the cardboard thingy...

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You can still type, you're not totally looped. Now be a man and get ta drinkin'!

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You want to get technical when I'm looped? You know the cardboard thingy...

Cardboard tube thingie...

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I vowed not to drink tonight...but yer making me want to

It's Saturday, be a man and get ta drinkin'!

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You can still type, you're not totally looped. Now be a man and get ta drinkin'!

Nope, I can't be a man. The ta tas are still there.

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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Don't worry about the ta-tas... have another beer, you'll feel better..

The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

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I vowed not to drink tonight...but yer making me want to

It's Saturday, be a man and get ta drinkin'!

I'm looking down too...nope not a man either
But I can drink like one

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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If you and Jenn both have to look down to verify you're not a man you might have to prove it...

The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

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Don't worry about the ta-tas... have another beer, you'll feel better..

Oh no Are ta tas/ta-tas supposed to be hyphenated?

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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Don't worry about the ta-tas... have another beer, you'll feel better..

Oh no Are ta tas/ta-tas supposed to be hyphenated?

Does it really matter?

The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...

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Don't worry about the ta-tas... have another beer, you'll feel better..

Oh no Are ta tas/ta-tas supposed to be hyphenated?

I vote for just calling them boobies

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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If you and Jenn both have to look down to verify you're not a man you might have to prove it...

You'd really like that wouldn't you? Ain't happening. I've only had one beer...

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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Boobies!

Matt

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If you and Jenn both have to look down to verify you're not a man you might have to prove it...

HA!!

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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Did you know that grapes taste really good with Corona? I didn't have any limes.

What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy
ones? -- Monday.

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Did you know that grapes taste really good with Corona? I didn't have any limes.

Olives darlin...olives. When lacking limes....

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

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If you and Jenn both have to look down to verify you're not a man you might have to prove it...

You'd really like that wouldn't you? Ain't happening. I've only had one beer...

Well, have a couple more, then it'll sound like such a wonderful idea...

The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers...