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I tried to be a stalker once, but she ignored me. Wasn't very much fun so I gave it up.



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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I tried to be a stalker once, but she ignored me. Wasn't very much fun so I gave it up.



Dude - she was in the morgue - what did you expect?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I tried to be a stalker once, but she ignored me. Wasn't very much fun so I gave it up.



Then you were doing it wrong. The ideal stalkee has no idea you're watching, which is why you do it.

You weren't trying to stalk, you were trying to flirt! :D:D;)

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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I tried to be a stalker once, but she ignored me. Wasn't very much fun so I gave it up.



Dude - she was in the morgue - what did you expect?



Damn! No wonder she was cold to the touch! :o I guess I need to pick a live subject next time!?



"Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them."

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I tried to be a stalker once, but she ignored me. Wasn't very much fun so I gave it up.



Dude - she was in the morgue - what did you expect?



Damn! No wonder she was cold to the touch! :o I guess I need to pick a live subject next time!?



Speak of the dev . . . Oh, hi Rebecca.:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Then you were doing it wrong. The ideal stalkee has no idea you're watching, which is why you do it.

You weren't trying to stalk, you were trying to flirt! :D:D;)

oh... I'm definetely not very good then... :|

cause not only does my stalkee know but we talk about it all the time too... :D:D
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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Can we get back on topic please -

I would like to know what the stalkers do that make them a stalker.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Can we get back on topic please -

I would like to know what the stalkers do that make them a stalker.

well I don't know about anyone else but... all I had to do was volunteer... :P:D
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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. . . Stalker?

I mean what are they doing that makes them qualify? :|

Seriously. :|


Violating the restraining order.:D



I didn't think there were any restraining orders on line.:|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I think in order to be a successful stalker, you have to be:

Consistent, but not overbearing

Intriguing, but not completely mysterious

Crazy, but not psychotic

I guess this is really just the criteria for my stalker.

Oh...it also helps that he's a cutie : )



awwe.

:$

Thanks.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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1. Calling you alll the time... more than once a day
2. Happening to show up at places you hang out on a normal basis.
3. Finds out who your friends are and nags them about what you like and where you go
4. Sends you e-mails and constantly has to tell you about every minute of her day
Example: "What are you doing?" "Eating" "Oh, what cha eating" "Food" "Cool, can I call you after you're done eating and ask you what you'll be doing 5 minutes later?"

5. Throws herself at you constantly and doesn't take no for an answer

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1. Calling you alll the time... more than once a day


2. Happening to show up at places you hang out on a normal basis.


3. Finds out who your friends are and nags them about what you like and where you go


4. Sends you e-mails and constantly has to tell you about every minute of her day
Example: "What are you doing?" "Eating" "Oh, what cha eating" "Food" "Cool, can I call you after you're done eating and ask you what you'll be doing 5 minutes later?" < Uh Oh>

5. Throws herself at you constantly and doesn't take no for an answer



Does - "calls up the DZ and asks for you cuz you won't answer the cell phone count?":|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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