Girls, wanna know what a male orgasm feels like?

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Step 1: Go to the forest.
Step 2: Find a thick patch of Poison Ivy.
Step 3: Roll a limb in the patch of Poison Ivy with vigor.
Step 4: Wait 4 or 5 days until advanced swelling and pussing occurs.
Step 5: SCRATCH the AREA OF POISON IVY RASH like mad!!!
Step 6: Just be. And keep scratching.

For confirmation that you've reached similar euphoria, look at your face in the mirror.

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Step 1: Go to the forest.
Step 2: Find a thick patch of Poison Ivy.
Step 3: Roll a limb in the patch of Poison Ivy with vigor.
Step 4: Wait 4 or 5 days until advanced swelling and pussing occurs.
Step 5: SCRATCH the AREA OF POISON IVY RASH like mad!!!
Step 6: Just be. And keep scratching.

For confirmation that you've reached similar euphoria, look at your face in the mirror.

Wow. Your orgasms suck ass.

Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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Wow. Your orgasms suck ass.

Then why did you click on this thread? ok, it is close as it cums - very close.

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Step 1: Go to the forest.
Step 2: Find a thick patch of Poison Ivy.
Step 3: Roll a limb in the patch of Poison Ivy with vigor.
Step 4: Wait 4 or 5 days until advanced swelling and pussing occurs.
Step 5: SCRATCH the AREA OF POISON IVY RASH like mad!!!
Step 6: Just be. And keep scratching.

For confirmation that you've reached similar euphoria, look at your face in the mirror.

Wow. Your orgasms suck ass.

no kiddin! sheesh!

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

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I think mine feel more like poison oak rather that ivy...... go figure.

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!

I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!

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hes right though. When i would get poison ivy, I'd be having a great dream and I would wake up, and I had been scratching my rash while i was dreaming. Nothing feels better then scratching an itch that you've been holding off on.

of course, then i had to heal with big broken blisters and cuts all over the rash.

MB 3528, RB 1182

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LIAR! ... I know male orgasm's feel much better then that! Or else I wouldn't be so willing to give them. Seriously.. I have a feeling that most men's orgasm's feel like women's, give or take some intensities for both, depending of each situation or position.

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Wow. Your orgasms suck ass.

Then why did you click on this thread? ok, it is close as it cums - very close.

Uhh, so I could reply to it? Did I get the answer right?

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Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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Hmmm -

more like touching God.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Hmmm -

more like touching God.

in all seriousness, I think you're really, really on to something here...

I miss Lee.
And JP.
And Chris. And...

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Hey keep your hands off of me you pervs....

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone!

I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!!

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more like touching God.

God is an orgasm?

This is going to come as a shock to a lot of self-righteous, sex-hating christians right after they die.

First Class Citizen Twice Over

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For confirmation that you've reached similar euphoria, look at your face in the mirror.

Wow. Your orgasms suck ass.

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For confirmation that you've reached similar euphoria, look at your face in the mirror.

Wow. Your orgasms suck ass.

Actually, sucking ass is an entirely different kind of orgasm, all together.

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For confirmation that you've reached similar euphoria, look at your face in the mirror.

Wow. Your orgasms suck ass.

Actually, sucking ass is an entirely different kind of orgasm, all together.

sucking ass is an entirely different kind of orgasm.

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my bad.

Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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my bad.

It's ok. Being premature is kinda expected in this thread.

Blues,
Dave

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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Poison Ivy ?????
Ok, its like a first time jumpers air-gasm, the body goes through the same convulsions but it feels better.... Poison Ivy...... pshheeze.....

******Today is one day too late.********

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Step 1: Go to the forest.
Step 2: Find a thick patch of Poison Ivy.
Step 3: Roll a limb in the patch of Poison Ivy with vigor.
Step 4: Wait 4 or 5 days until advanced swelling and pussing occurs.
Step 5: SCRATCH the AREA OF POISON IVY RASH like mad!!!
Step 6: Just be. And keep scratching.

For confirmation that you've reached similar euphoria, look at your face in the mirror.

I seriously feel sorry for those who compare their orgasms to this. Perhaps, you're not doing it right?

"Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix

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Step 1: Go to the forest.
Step 2: Find a thick patch of Poison Ivy.
Step 3: Roll a limb in the patch of Poison Ivy with vigor.
Step 4: Wait 4 or 5 days until advanced swelling and pussing occurs.
Step 5: SCRATCH the AREA OF POISON IVY RASH like mad!!!
Step 6: Just be. And keep scratching.

For confirmation that you've reached similar euphoria, look at your face in the mirror.

I seriously feel sorry for those who compare their orgasms to this. Perhaps, you're not doing it right?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun