flyinghonu 0 #1 June 28, 2006 ...SUCK! And if you are one of these people, something to think about - It's going to be quite a nasty scene if when you get in accident and that air bag goes off. These dumbasses hold a close second to the same owners of said furry, little rat dogs that carry them in their purses and/or bring them into stores and sit in them in the shopping cart as they yelp away at anybody they pass. WTF are you thinking?!?! Vent over - carry on. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #2 June 28, 2006 Nita, tell us how you REALLY feel about this topic~! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,596 #3 June 28, 2006 QuoteThese dumbasses hold a close second to the same owners of said furry, little rat dogs that carry them in their purses and/or bring them into stores and sit in them in the shopping cart as they yelp away at anybody they pass. WTF are you thinking?!?! I hate those things! Proper dogs start at Collie size on up. People with yappy little bundles of fluff should just get a guinea pig or a hamster instead - easier to look after and soo much less annoyingDo you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #4 June 28, 2006 When the owner/assholes are not looking, offer Tinkerbelle a chocolate bar...Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #5 June 28, 2006 QuoteNita, tell us how you REALLY feel about this topic~! Well...I'll add one last thing - these people are no better than the ever so elegant Britney Spears Sorry - almost in car wreck due to dumb ass woman with TWO of these vile creatures on her lap, while driving her tank (i.e. Yukon) down the road inable to stay in her lane, while talking on her cell phone. Once again, I'm sure a phenomenon only seen in this wonderful locale. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #6 June 28, 2006 Quote TWO of these vile creatures on her lap, while driving her tank (i.e. Yukon) down the road inable to stay in her lane, while talking on her cell phone Stop whining. She wasnt putting on make up was she? Couldnt have been really worthwile of complaining then! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #7 June 28, 2006 Damn, I love you, Nita! (You and I are bigger dog loving people, anyway.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #8 June 28, 2006 Caught our 80# Lab (one of three) today standing on Top of the Kitchen counter. We Scratched our head, scratched our butt, and finally figured it out (I hope) the hound used the chair next to the counter as a step stool. So he could surf the counter and hang 20 Now we got the dog trained and moved the chair out of the kitchen We've got 300#s of dogs in the house and loving it. they think their lap dogs to.. R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #9 June 28, 2006 QuoteCaught our 80# Lab (one of three) today standing on Top of the Kitchen counter. LMAO!!! Not that I commonly watch this show but there was an episode of "Mad About You" wherein they came home to the collie/lab looking dog standing on top of their dining room table. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bhammond 0 #10 June 28, 2006 100 percent agree.... I remember a few years ago when a guy, I think this was in the bay area, was rear ended by a lady with a little pooche in her lap... he reached in grabbed the dog and tossed it in traffic..... although this is a bit extream I can understand the motivation. I think he got a couple years in jail for his efforts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #11 June 28, 2006 Quote(You and I are bigger REAL dog loving people, anyway.) There. Fixed it. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BartsDaddy 7 #12 June 28, 2006 So is it okay when I drive down the road with one of my big dog's in my lap? They are 55 to 75 lbs definatly not a furry litle rat dog, But they still think they are lap dogs. Handguns are only used to fight your way to a good rifle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #13 June 28, 2006 I have seen it all - Someone actually has "Puppy-Rage". And all I want to do is make boobie noise.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #14 June 28, 2006 I would like to state that I have a yapper dog, BUT I also have three other dogs too. The three other dogs weigh anywhere between 65 to 95 lbs....Out of all my dogs..the little "yapper dog" has the most brains and braun out of the three combined. Love all my dogs...but the smallest is most defiantly the comic relief out of the bunch. I was always the one to say, "if your gonna have a dog, have "a" dog." No "yappers" for me...this one happens to be a rescue and I was going to turn her over to the humane society, but she wiggled into my heart and she has lived with us for the past year. She is my very energetic "cat". Hehehehehehe She has no fear and would take on a Rotti if I let her...she has no clue that she is only 15 lbs....ooooh and a big plus for her and why she is still around....she is NOT a barker, what so ever!! Yes, she does sit on my lap, BUT if we are in heavy traffic or in town she gets put in the back seat...she is on my lap if we are cruising down the interstate and traffic is flowing smoothly. So there One of the reasons for sitting on my lap is that she likes to hang her head out the window, but she can't sit on the seat to do that she needs a "boost"...I figured this out when she stood on the side arm and pushed the button and closed the window on her buttom jaw and she dangled momentarily..scared the poop out of herself and me too...funny now, not so funny then...since that instance she is fearful of the electric windows in the car that go up and down...yep I have fun with that.... I'm a sick mofo. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #15 June 28, 2006 my parents and my wife's parents are all crazy little rat-dog people. we constantly make fun of them for it, but they don't care. our parents have the most ill-behaved dogs i have ever seen. very sad. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #16 June 28, 2006 QuoteI have seen it all - I'm sure you have QuoteSomeone actually has "Puppy-Rage" "Dumb-Ass who puts dog on lap and interferes with basic ability to drive Rage". Once again, fixed it. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 June 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteI have seen it all - I'm sure you have QuoteSomeone actually has "Puppy-Rage" "Dumb-Ass who puts dog on lap and interferes with basic ability to drive Rage". Once again, fixed it. See only a psycho with "puppy rage" would . . . . I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #18 June 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteI have seen it all - I'm sure you have QuoteSomeone actually has "Puppy-Rage" "Dumb-Ass who puts dog on lap and interferes with basic ability to drive Rage". Once again, fixed it. See only a psycho with "puppy rage" would . . . . Don't you have boobie noises to go make or something? And don't forget - I'm the one who ate turtle and know it tastes like shit "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #19 June 28, 2006 Quote Don't you have boobie noises to go make or something? Can I borrow your boobies?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #20 June 28, 2006 QuoteOne of the reasons for sitting on my lap is that she likes to hang her head out the window, but she can't sit on the seat to do that she needs a "boost" You better hope you never pass ExAFO on the road. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #21 June 28, 2006 ExAFO would have to catch me first. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #22 June 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteOne of the reasons for sitting on my lap is that she likes to hang her head out the window, but she can't sit on the seat to do that she needs a "boost" You better hope you never pass ExAFO on the road. How am I supposed to make boobie noise without boobies!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #23 June 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteOne of the reasons for sitting on my lap is that she likes to hang her head out the window, but she can't sit on the seat to do that she needs a "boost" You better hope you never pass ExAFO on the road. How am I supposed to make boobie noise without boobies! Ummm...from what I've seen yours will serve your purpose just fine "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #24 June 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteOne of the reasons for sitting on my lap is that she likes to hang her head out the window, but she can't sit on the seat to do that she needs a "boost" You better hope you never pass ExAFO on the road. How am I supposed to make boobie noise without boobies! Ummm...from what I've seen yours will serve your purpose just fine nope - Can't reach.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #25 June 28, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteOne of the reasons for sitting on my lap is that she likes to hang her head out the window, but she can't sit on the seat to do that she needs a "boost" You better hope you never pass ExAFO on the road. How am I supposed to make boobie noise without boobies! Ummm...from what I've seen yours will serve your purpose just fine nope - Can't reach. You're just not trying hard enough - 'cmon, you've probably used smaller than those. "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
