weegegirl 2 #1 June 29, 2006 so i'm sitting here at my client's office, in an all day meeting, at the round table. the room is filled with people who love to hear themselves talk. it's driving me freakin nutz. so far i have had 2 large dark roast coffees from starbucks, and 2 redbulls. i am still falling asleep. i keep biting my lip to stop from dozing off. HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #2 June 29, 2006 Just jump off the table arch and hit the floor that will shut them upDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #3 June 29, 2006 Scratch your feminine area and complain of a drip. They'll excuse you. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beufus 0 #4 June 29, 2006 QuoteScratch your feminine area and complain of a drip. They'll excuse you. You women could get out of anything with that excuse. Smoking is a combination test for intelligence and resistance to marketing/peer pressure. All smokers have failed at least one of these. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #5 June 29, 2006 QuoteScratch your feminine area and complain of a drip. They'll excuse you. You are freakin sketchy slapass! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 June 29, 2006 QuoteQuoteScratch your feminine area and complain of a drip. They'll excuse you. You are freakin sketchy slapass! Look at the guy across from you and thumb your nose at him, then pretend you are on the load at about 9000ft and fart. That will clear the room for sure.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GARYC24 3 #7 June 29, 2006 You should order a pizza. Round Table Pizza if they're in you area! haha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #8 June 29, 2006 Go ahead. Fall asleep on the table. Make sure a little stream of drool comes out the corner of your mouth. Then post pictures Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #9 June 29, 2006 Imagine them naked, that should give you a few chuckles.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 June 29, 2006 QuoteImagine them naked, that should give you a few chuckles. Or make her lose her lunch . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #11 June 29, 2006 Make a "paper-football", and flip it at a person across the table..........fun, fun, fun."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #12 June 29, 2006 QuoteQuoteImagine them naked, that should give you a few chuckles. Or make her lose her lunch . . . uhhhh..... bingo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingJ 0 #13 June 29, 2006 Turn your computer around and show them all the current "show your ass" thread. That will probably liven up the conversation for a little while.Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #14 June 29, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteImagine them naked, that should give you a few chuckles. Or make her lose her lunch . . . uhhhh..... bingo. You could always imagine them, imagining you nekkid... and what they're thinking. "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #15 June 29, 2006 Walk out........ & go jumping (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #16 June 29, 2006 is it BAD that i'm playing poker right now? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #17 June 29, 2006 Only if you're loosing. . (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #18 June 29, 2006 This one of the reasons I like my job. Every once in a while a meeting is necessary, and it always goes like this: Ok guys, this is what's happening: _________ This is what I think we should do about it:______ Questions? No? Ok then. Back to work. Time elapsed usually about 2 minutes. Never more than ten if it's actually something complicated. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #19 June 29, 2006 QuoteOnly if you're loosing. . adv. In a loose manner. v. loosed, loos·ing, loos·es v. tr. 1. To let loose; release: loosed the dogs. 2. To make loose; undo: loosed his belt. 3. To cast loose; detach: hikers loosing their packs at camp. 4. To let fly; discharge: loosed an arrow. 5. To release pressure or obligation from; absolve: loosed her from the responsibility. 6. To make less strict; relax: a leader's strong authority that was loosed by easy times. v. intr. 1. To become loose. 2. To discharge a missile; fire.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #20 June 29, 2006 pe·dan·tic - Definition: too concerned with formal rules and details: too concerned with what are thought to be correct rules and details, e.g. in language (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #21 June 29, 2006 Beat them all to death with their own shoes.Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #22 June 29, 2006 QuoteQuoteOnly if you're loosing. . adv. In a loose manner. v. loosed, loos·ing, loos·es v. tr. 1. To let loose; release: loosed the dogs. 2. To make loose; undo: loosed his belt. 3. To cast loose; detach: hikers loosing their packs at camp. 4. To let fly; discharge: loosed an arrow. 5. To release pressure or obligation from; absolve: loosed her from the responsibility. 6. To make less strict; relax: a leader's strong authority that was loosed by easy times. v. intr. 1. To become loose. 2. To discharge a missile; fire. Are you trying to say that Liz is Loose, Tim? Or was and isn't or what?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micro 0 #23 June 29, 2006 oh jesus, this thread is funny. i like scratching your femine areas... and beating them to death w/ their own shoes... how bout this... tell them that all that mico says hi and is waving his private parts at them right now. I miss Lee. And JP. And Chris. And... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #24 June 29, 2006 Quoteoh jesus, this thread is funny. i like scratching your femine areas... and beating them to death w/ their own shoes... how bout this... tell them that all that mico says hi and is waving his private parts at them right now. That is what I call a minimal threat.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #25 June 29, 2006 QuoteQuoteoh jesus, this thread is funny. i like scratching your femine areas... and beating them to death w/ their own shoes... how bout this... tell them that all that mico says hi and is waving his private parts at them right now. That is what I call a minimal threat. too easy. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
