SkydiveStMarys 0 #1 June 22, 2006 Is this a woman that has that "not so fresh scent" that likes hot monkey sex? Please advise. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #2 June 22, 2006 Brine shrimpDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #3 June 22, 2006 Sea Monkeys are Brine Shrimp. I had a Sea Monkey Farm as a Kid untill my little brother fed them a whole can of Black pepper!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #4 June 22, 2006 What the hell are those? Can you eat them....they sell these kits...with sea monkeys? I'm confused. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ffejdraga 0 #5 June 22, 2006 It is all here: ALL ABOUT SEA MONKEYS they are really brine shrimp. FAQ I hope this clears it up for you. jeff D-16909 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #6 June 22, 2006 Now I know what to get my SO for her birthday!!!! A big fish tank full of Sea monkeys!!!!Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PRSKY71 0 #7 June 22, 2006 Ewww!!!! You do and you go straight to the dog house!!!! Character cannot be made except by a steady, long continued process. -- Phillips Brooks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #8 June 23, 2006 QuoteWhat the hell are those? Can you eat them....they sell these kits...with sea monkeys? I'm confused. Bobbi in the 60s -70s they used to sell them on the backs of comic books. BaSICALLY they are small shirmp, that make up part of the zooplankton,they too smal to worry about eating, like 1/8 inch(ish) they werenothing more than a scam on poor little kids. A friend got some when we we little we were both soo pissed off that they were not minatuere monkeys and looked nothing like the cartoon picture on the back of the comicsYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #9 June 23, 2006 So what you are saying is that if I get these little suckers for my kids...I really shouldn't buy any cocktail sauce for, well...... later. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #10 June 23, 2006 You can buy the cocktail sauce but you'll need to buy some real shrimp to go with it... The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GogglesnTeeth 6 #11 June 23, 2006 QuoteEwww!!!! You do and you go straight to the dog house!!!! lol but uh......... The dog sleeps on the bed too, so what is the problem??? Goggles and Teeth "You fall like a greased safe!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #12 June 23, 2006 couple thousand brine shrimp and you could make some brine shrimp bread spread!!!! mmmm yummy my mom used to make it all the time!!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #13 June 23, 2006 I love sea monkies. I used to get the kits for them all the time and was really pissed when a lot of places stopped carrying them. Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #14 June 23, 2006 I can see it now little Soulshine and her tank of sea monkeys..... Soulshine stands in front of the tank and has a little whip in her hand as she SCREAMS ........DANCE SEA MONKEYS DANCE!!!! Trick 2 http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.seamonkeyworship.com/images/mooselight.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.seamonkeyworship.com/tricks.htm&h=65&w=118&sz=8&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=ev42J1d_0HrI3M:&tbnh=45&tbnw=82&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddancing%2Bsea%2Bmonkeys%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26safe%3DoffBeauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #15 June 23, 2006 Anyone want some pet snails.... I have this aquarium that was getting too much algae growth so I got two turbin snails..... I now have a bout 20 more snails about 1/2" in diameter.... the two adults are prolific fuckers. Theya re at it right now... perverted friggin things I tell ya Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
soulshine 0 #16 June 23, 2006 Are they perverted for fucking... or are you perverted for watching? Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity! ~DEVIOUS BEEF~~FGF #69~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #17 June 23, 2006 Watching is just voyeuristic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenneth21441 0 #18 June 23, 2006 I watched three male Octopusses try to mate with a female for over 30 mintutes a few years ago. I must be preverted but it was neat to see these creatures out in the open and the female running away from them. After some time I said forget it and left but it was cool.... and will never forget that. On the other hand sea monkies are neat for the young children as it was for me. Until I grew up and found out they were fish food....Kenneth Potter FAA Senior Parachute Rigger Tactical Delivery Instructor (Jeddah, KSA) FFL Gunsmith Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #19 June 23, 2006 I wonder how snails fuck...do they take their shells off? Do they do it with the lights on or off? BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkR 0 #20 June 23, 2006 QuoteI wonder how snails fuck... Slowly. Veeeeeeery slowly. »Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady. Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.« Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #21 June 23, 2006 I bet they don't need any lube. BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
base311 0 #22 June 23, 2006 they actually shoot a small dart out of their head and into the head of the other snail. guess what's on the end of the dart? -gardner Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #23 June 23, 2006 QuoteI watched three male Octopusses try to mate with a female for over 30 mintutes a few years ago. I must be preverted but it was neat to see these creatures out in the open and the female running away from them. I was at the zoo with my ex-girlfriend once and we ended up watching two orangutuans do it. It was missionary and the guy was eating lettuce while going about his business. Oh yeah, there was also a large group of children present. Poor chaperones. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #24 June 23, 2006 QuoteQuoteI wonder how snails fuck... Slowly. Veeeeeeery slowly. in.................. out......................... in.......................... out......................... ............ .......... ........... in.................. out....................... O-face!!!!!!!! MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #25 June 23, 2006 QuoteAnyone want some pet snails.... I have this aquarium that was getting too much algae growth so I got two turbin snails..... I now have a bout 20 more snails about 1/2" in diameter.... the two adults are prolific fuckers. Theya re at it right now... perverted friggin things I tell ya WTF...did you leave the satellite TV tuned to the porn channel or something??Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
