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What the fuck people? You bunch of fucking cupcakes. It is Friday for christs sake!!!!

Even mr fucking original, turtleboy, has been forced to post a "fun with thread titles" thread. >:(

All of you go stand in the fucking corner right now. You should be utterly ashamed of yourselves.

Pussy, Vagina, Cunt, Tits, Boobs, Ass, Dick, Cock, Orgasm, Fuck, Beer.

There, I feel much fucking better now. :)

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What the fuck people? You bunch of fucking cupcakes. It is Friday for christs sake!!!!

Even mr fucking original, turtleboy, has been forced to post a "fun with thread titles" thread. >:(

All of you go stand in the fucking corner right now. You should be utterly ashamed of yourselves.

Pussy, Vagina, Cunt, Tits, Boobs, Ass, Dick, Cock, Orgasm, Fuck, Beer.

There, I feel much fucking better now. :)



How's it going Sweetbreads?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I'm just bored because you don't have an avatar to inspire me.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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I'm just bored because you don't have an avatar to inspire me.



Now that is just plain cruel. Hello open wound, meet salt.



>:(:D
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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I'm just bored because you don't have an avatar to inspire me.



Now that is just plain cruel. Hello open wound, meet salt.



Don't cry funks, you'll be ok. At least your sig line makes up for it. :)
Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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I'm just bored because you don't have an avatar to inspire me.



Now that is just plain cruel. Hello open wound, meet salt.




Here ya go - this will make it feel better.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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At least your sig line makes up for it.




Taking lessons from the school of Krisanne arent ya?



He's my newest apprentice.



It's good to have a padewan, isn't it.:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Reposted from GFD's Sex Poll thread:

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is that like when you've just returned home from a nice dinner and you're getting undressed in the master bathroom and your SO hikes up your dress, pulls off your undies and bends you over the sink, pulling your hair so you have to look at him in the mirror while he gives it to you?

I have heard that some people like that.



Feel better?
~Jaye
Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action.

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Sorry, I'm grieving.

Freak accident sends Hasselhoff to surgery

:(:(:(

Blues,
Dave



This may not have done anything for Funks, but it made me laugh out loud!
"...I've learned that while the "needs" in life are important (food, water, shelter), it's the "wants" in life (ice cream, chocolate, sex) that make it worth the effort." Kbordson

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