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researchers have stated that men interested in young, thin, "Small Breasted" women...


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Told my honey once her boobs were kinda small...
she said.."Get off my BACK!"

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

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Edited to add: In a thread a few months back, didn't you ask me if I liked "Gladiator Movies"?? WTH???

By asking, I was being polite. I think you do like gladiator movies. You did respond in the afirmative didnt you ?

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$200? How fast were you going?!?

Could always try using the good driving record thing, unless this isn't your first ticket..

This is my first ticket in florida.... really the first time I've gotten points. My last ticket was before i turned 18 and didn't go on my record.

I was going 20 miles over the speed limit when I was rushing to teach a swim lesson. I definitely only made 13 bucks teaching the lesson though... so lesson learned. I need to slow down. I did deserve this ticket.... so yeah... I'll pay it and come up with the money somehow.

PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860
SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233

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mebbe the cop was gay. you should have told him how nice his uniform looked. can't you go to traffic school or something? or does that just take it off your record and you still have to pay the fine?

i dunno i don't do the whole 'ticket' thing. pull over? HAH!

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Clicky

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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the clicky didn't work!

PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860
SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233

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Mike,
Fix your clicky.

Gail,
You may have gotten the same cop that gave me my $119 ticket last weekend on the way to Destin...he was definitely gay and in denial...

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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Clicky fix-eed... sowwy!!

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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I don't really learn from my mistakes... and I got a $200 speeding ticket in the same speed trap that I got caught in last week.... last week I got out of it... this week, the new cop was not all that nice about it. I was even wearing a bikini when I was driving!!

I really do not want to spend my jumping money for the weekend on this damn ticket.... so I need to come up with some imaginative ways to make 200 bucks in the next month.

Any help from the audience would be great.

hmmmm - there seem to be quite a few dz.commers with a lead foot

HAHAHAHA

Scars remind us that the past is real

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hmmmm - there seem to be quite a few dz.commers with a lead foot

Yeah.. but the trick is having one without getting caught! I seem to have gotten good at that!

A man will do anything for the right woman,
and when that woman destroys him,
that man will become a hunk of meat with the common sense of a rodeo clown! ~ Christopher Titus