adventurechick 0 #1 July 1, 2006 I don't really learn from my mistakes... and I got a $200 speeding ticket in the same speed trap that I got caught in last week.... last week I got out of it... this week, the new cop was not all that nice about it. I was even wearing a bikini when I was driving!! I really do not want to spend my jumping money for the weekend on this damn ticket.... so I need to come up with some imaginative ways to make 200 bucks in the next month. Any help from the audience would be great. PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #2 July 1, 2006 Time to start your lap-dancing career."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #3 July 1, 2006 Well you could be one of the beer girls at Skyfest.I think they get tipped well. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #4 July 1, 2006 Seriously?? I'll be a beer girl! PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #5 July 1, 2006 I was even wearing a bikini when I was driving!! *** You need to post pictures of yourself in said bikini before we can offer opinions or advise. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #6 July 1, 2006 well this isn't my bathing suit, but the shirt is a half shirt... closest pic i have! PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #7 July 1, 2006 Maybe you oughta stuff some tissue in the top half of your bikini."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #8 July 1, 2006 aww that's mean!! PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #9 July 1, 2006 Quoteaww that's mean!! Don't sweat it stitch isprob a BIG boob kind of a guy. OTOH in response to your question Next time you get stopped by a cop for speeding trying using your........head Sorry you asked for it. R.I.P. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #10 July 1, 2006 QuoteDon't sweat it stitch isprob a BIG boob kind of a guy.Mmmmmmmm...........JANET!!"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adventurechick 0 #11 July 1, 2006 hmmf..... men PMS #449 TPM #80 Muff Brother #3860 SCR #14705 Dirty Sanchez #233 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #12 July 1, 2006 That's uncalled for stitch. I think you owe her an apology. www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #13 July 1, 2006 well this isn't my bathing suit, but the shirt is a half shirt... closest pic i have! *** Well...If I were you I would fight the ticket(S)~! If you look like that...and were in a BIKINI!!!!...and the cop didn't cut ya a break, he obviously has an eyesight problem. You should be able to easily prove he miss read the speed-gun! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #14 July 1, 2006 Don't mind Kurt. Smaller boobies make for a potentially longer skydiving carrer. Think about EPsDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #15 July 1, 2006 QuoteIf you look like that...and were in a BIKINI!!!!...and the cop didn't cut ya a break, he obviously has an eyesight problem. Maybe he was gay Maybe she simply needed a hairy chest under that bikini Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #16 July 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteIf you look like that...and were in a BIKINI!!!!...and the cop didn't cut ya a break, he obviously has an eyesight problem. Maybe he was gay Maybe she simply needed a hairy chest under that bikini Don't fuck with me, Kieth."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #17 July 1, 2006 QuoteQuoteIf you look like that...and were in a BIKINI!!!!...and the cop didn't cut ya a break, he obviously has an eyesight problem. Maybe he was gay Maybe she simply needed a hairy chest under that bikini I think everytime a police officer gives me a ticket that he must be gay. Well, unless she's a woman. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SWATcop 0 #18 July 1, 2006 Damn Cops.Kevin Muff Brother #4041 Team Dirty Sanchez #467 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Keith 0 #19 July 1, 2006 No, any cop that gives you a ticket must be blind. Hell even I'd let you go with a warning. Keith Don't Fuck with me Keith - J. Mandeville Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #20 July 1, 2006 QuoteNo, any cop that gives you a ticket must be blind. Hell even I'd let you go with a warning. *** You would for G-P....I would for all together DIFFERENT reasons Keith! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagicGuy 0 #21 July 1, 2006 $200? How fast were you going?!? Could always try using the good driving record thing, unless this isn't your first ticket.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slug 1 #22 July 2, 2006 Quote$200? How fast were you going?!? Could always try using the good driving record thing, unless this isn't your first ticket.. Just wait for the insurance company to say Hi Little Girl have you been a good driver all year Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #23 July 2, 2006 QuoteMaybe you oughta stuff some tissue in the top half of your bikini. Stitch stay away from my camping area at LP I think youre pitching for the other team. Thats a fine looking lady....tissue or not. bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #24 July 2, 2006 I'm not going into details, as it will probably violate "Forum" policy. But, researchers have stated that men interested in young, thin, "Small Breasted" women may have latent homosexual desires. Edited to add: In a thread a few months back, didn't you ask me if I liked "Gladiator Movies"?? WTH???"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bozo 0 #25 July 2, 2006 [ Edited to add: In a thread a few months back, didn't you ask me if I liked "Gladiator Movies"?? WTH??? By asking, I was being polite. I think you do like gladiator movies. You did respond in the afirmative didnt you ? LOL bozo Pain is fleeting. Glory lasts forever. Chicks dig scars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
