TheAnvil 0 #1 July 5, 2006 A friend of mine is having her third baby this week. I'll be in town (where she lives) on business next week for a day or so, and would like to bring her a present of sorts. Her husband drinks tequila as well, but I figure she wouldn't be up for that (I'm bringing him a bottle anyway, unbeknownst to her, but knownst to he and I ). Any of you Moms out there have any suggestions? Figured I might offer to cook dinner or something since they'll be busy with a newborn and two other kids. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #2 July 5, 2006 QuoteFigured I might offer to cook dinner or something since they'll be busy with a newborn and two other kids. Thats a great idea, but make extras and stick it in the freezer for future meals as wellSudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 July 5, 2006 QuoteA friend of mine is having her third baby this week. I'll be in town (where she lives) on business next week for a day or so, and would like to bring her a present of sorts. Her husband drinks tequila as well, but I figure she wouldn't be up for that (I'm bringing him a bottle anyway, unbeknownst to her, but knownst to he and I ). Any of you Moms out there have any suggestions? Figured I might offer to cook dinner or something since they'll be busy with a newborn and two other kids. Get them a BIG BOX OF CONDOMS! or a bottle of Anejo and a nipple.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #4 July 5, 2006 Figured I might offer to cook dinner or something since they'll be busy with a newborn and two other kids. Quote Take the other two kids on an outing (the park maybe) to get them out of the house. They are feeling a bit displaced at the moment. It will do wonders for them and the Mom. Also give each of the kids a congratulatory card with $1.00 in it. They will remember that for a long time.What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #5 July 5, 2006 Definitely do something where she can feel pampered. By her third child, she pretty much has everything she needs for the baby. Are you up for babysitting the kids so the parents can have a quiet dinner out? A gift for the older kids is always good too. If they're young, they are at the age where they are still thrilled with toys from the Dollar Store, so it doesn't have to cost you much.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheAnvil 0 #6 July 5, 2006 Er...uhhh....moi? Babysit for a newborn, a two year old, and a four year old? The mere thought sends shivers down my spine. If they thought me up to it, pehaps... Thanks for the tips, Moms! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #7 July 5, 2006 QuoteEr...uhhh....moi? Babysit for a newborn, a two year old, and a four year old? The mere thought sends shivers down my spine. If they thought me up to it, pehaps... Thanks for the tips, Moms! Like the kids need to learn how to jump off stuff!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheAnvil 0 #8 July 5, 2006 Mommy, mommy! Uncle Vinny taught me to pour him tequila shooters! And he let me pile all of the pots and pans in the middle of the floor and beat on them with silverware! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites livendive 8 #9 July 5, 2006 Here's one idea. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #10 July 5, 2006 QuoteMommy, mommy! Uncle Vinny taught me to pour him tequila shooters! And he let me pile all of the pots and pans in the middle of the floor and beat on them with silverware! Anvil - So li'l Timmy what are we going to do today? Tim - I dunno - Anvil - Well, you know Timmy, there is a pool in the back yard that you could jump off the roof and land in. Tim - REALLY? Anvil - Sure, all you have to do is learn these few steps on how to keep Uncle Vinny supplied with tequila Poppers. First you grab a bottle that says "T-e-q-u-i-l-a" and the n a small glass and some sprite or squirt . . . That's good timmy - now you slam it down the table - right just like that - and then swallow the whole thing - Excellent! Now - make me one and we'll go find that ladder.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 226 #11 July 5, 2006 QuoteHere's one idea. Blues, Dave Question - What happens if you use too much and some gets on the guy?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #12 July 5, 2006 QuoteHere's one idea. Indications For loose vagina due to multiple childbirth and frigidity. And here I always thought that made things tight ... "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites photofly 0 #13 July 5, 2006 Yo Monster Been a while Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheAnvil 0 #14 July 5, 2006 Yo ho ho! You been in the air lately? Hope things in CA are treating you very well! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites monkycndo 0 #15 July 5, 2006 Quote A friend of mine is having her third baby this week. Damn, 3 babies in one week. She must be tired.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
skymama 37 #5 July 5, 2006 Definitely do something where she can feel pampered. By her third child, she pretty much has everything she needs for the baby. Are you up for babysitting the kids so the parents can have a quiet dinner out? A gift for the older kids is always good too. If they're young, they are at the age where they are still thrilled with toys from the Dollar Store, so it doesn't have to cost you much.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #6 July 5, 2006 Er...uhhh....moi? Babysit for a newborn, a two year old, and a four year old? The mere thought sends shivers down my spine. If they thought me up to it, pehaps... Thanks for the tips, Moms! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 July 5, 2006 QuoteEr...uhhh....moi? Babysit for a newborn, a two year old, and a four year old? The mere thought sends shivers down my spine. If they thought me up to it, pehaps... Thanks for the tips, Moms! Like the kids need to learn how to jump off stuff!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #8 July 5, 2006 Mommy, mommy! Uncle Vinny taught me to pour him tequila shooters! And he let me pile all of the pots and pans in the middle of the floor and beat on them with silverware! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #9 July 5, 2006 Here's one idea. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 July 5, 2006 QuoteMommy, mommy! Uncle Vinny taught me to pour him tequila shooters! And he let me pile all of the pots and pans in the middle of the floor and beat on them with silverware! Anvil - So li'l Timmy what are we going to do today? Tim - I dunno - Anvil - Well, you know Timmy, there is a pool in the back yard that you could jump off the roof and land in. Tim - REALLY? Anvil - Sure, all you have to do is learn these few steps on how to keep Uncle Vinny supplied with tequila Poppers. First you grab a bottle that says "T-e-q-u-i-l-a" and the n a small glass and some sprite or squirt . . . That's good timmy - now you slam it down the table - right just like that - and then swallow the whole thing - Excellent! Now - make me one and we'll go find that ladder.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 July 5, 2006 QuoteHere's one idea. Blues, Dave Question - What happens if you use too much and some gets on the guy?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #12 July 5, 2006 QuoteHere's one idea. Indications For loose vagina due to multiple childbirth and frigidity. And here I always thought that made things tight ... "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
photofly 0 #13 July 5, 2006 Yo Monster Been a while Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #14 July 5, 2006 Yo ho ho! You been in the air lately? Hope things in CA are treating you very well! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #15 July 5, 2006 Quote A friend of mine is having her third baby this week. Damn, 3 babies in one week. She must be tired.50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
