turtlespeed 226 #1 July 5, 2006 Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? > > This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water > to clean. > > > Frank went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural > area of Georgia. > > After spending a great evening > chatting the night away, Frank's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, > eggs and toast. However, Frank noticed a film-like substance on his plate, > and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean?" > > His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get them. > Just > you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!" > > For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, Frank was concerned about > the > plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked > like > dried egg and asked, "Are you sure these plates are clean?" > > Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before, Sonny, those > dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I > don't > want to hear another word about it!" > > > Later that afternoon, Frank was on his way to a nearby town and, as he was > leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him > pass. > Frank yelled and said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car". > > Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on > TV, the old man shouted... > > > > "COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!" >I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JENNR8R 0 #2 July 5, 2006 What do you call a beautiful, sunny day that comes after two cloudy, rainy ones? -- Monday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #3 July 5, 2006 That's so gonna be my next dogs name... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 July 5, 2006 I miss Ivan! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #5 July 5, 2006 QuoteI miss Ivan! I knew it was probably a repost... I just didn't really care... cause I can just enjoy the joke without having to read it... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #6 July 5, 2006 :) :) :)Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 July 5, 2006 cause I can just enjoy the joke without having to read it... *** Huh?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #8 July 5, 2006 Quotecause I can just enjoy the joke without having to read it... *** Huh?!well see... I've read/heard the joke before... and when I start reading it... I can think about the humorous ending and snicker... without having to reread it... long story short... it doesn't take much to get me to laugh... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 July 5, 2006 QuoteQuotecause I can just enjoy the joke without having to read it... *** Huh?!well see... I've read/heard the joke before... and when I start reading it... I can think about the humorous ending and snicker... without having to reread it... long story short... it doesn't take much to get me to laugh... So lets see - 2 out of 7 have seen/heard the joke. 5 out of 7 have NOT seen/heard the joke . . . Trident doesn't have that good a record.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #10 July 5, 2006 Quote So lets see - 2 out of 7 have seen/heard the joke. 5 out of 7 have NOT seen/heard the joke . . . Trident doesn't have that good a record. Yes, but have they heard the Duck Joke? "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 July 5, 2006 QuoteQuote So lets see - 2 out of 7 have seen/heard the joke. 5 out of 7 have NOT seen/heard the joke . . . Trident doesn't have that good a record. Yes, but have they heard the Duck Joke? Yes, yes they have. Where has Wingnut been anyway?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #12 July 5, 2006 QuoteQuote So lets see - 2 out of 7 have seen/heard the joke. 5 out of 7 have NOT seen/heard the joke . . . Trident doesn't have that good a record. Yes, but have they heard the Duck Joke? technically I haven't heard the duck joke... but I have heard of the duck joke (and know what it is... through a third party) Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #13 July 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuote So lets see - 2 out of 7 have seen/heard the joke. 5 out of 7 have NOT seen/heard the joke . . . Trident doesn't have that good a record. Yes, but have they heard the Duck Joke? technically I haven't heard the duck joke... but I have heard of the duck joke (and know what it is... through a third party) No you don't.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #14 July 5, 2006 QuoteNo you don't.No I don't what? I Know what the duck joke is... I have no desire to hear the duck joke... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 July 5, 2006 QuoteQuoteNo you don't.No I don't what? I Know what the duck joke is... I have no desire to hear the duck joke... Yes you do.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
