Peej 0 #1 July 6, 2006 I don't know if any of these have been posted before and if they have, frankly Ivan my dear, i don't give a damn... 1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2)How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from. 3) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you. 4) What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling. 5) What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. 6) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. 7) What is the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm. 8) What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic. 9) Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. 10) Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? The one who can eat the last donut. 11) Jewish dilemma: Free PORK. Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tonto 1 #2 July 6, 2006 Slow day at the office Peej? See you on the weekend? tIt's the year of the Pig. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #3 July 6, 2006 You got it dude! For sure i'll be seeing you! As much as i enjoyed having a weekend off last weekend, the skin is starting itch, the mouth's dry and i can't wait to fly and swoop Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #4 July 6, 2006 Number 10! Number 10!1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
