caspar 0 #1 July 6, 2006 OFFIC AFFAIRS............ im bored and i work in a massive building filled with hot women. the question is how do you lure a hot co-worker into the bathroom and then make her think it was her idea. "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
namgrunt 0 #2 July 6, 2006 a fox doesn't hunt in its own back yard. do not shit where you eat there are soooo many good sayings about that ..59 YEARS,OVERWEIGHT,BALDIND,X-GRUNT LAST MIL. JUMP VIET-NAM(QUAN-TRI) www.dzmemories.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #3 July 6, 2006 Rohypnol? Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #4 July 6, 2006 I would NOT recommend that at work. Or even with a co-worker.Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #5 July 6, 2006 yeah... falling for co-workers is a bad idea... in fact doing about anything other then working with and occasionally socalizing with co-workers is generally a bad idea...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #6 July 6, 2006 As NWFlyer likes to say, "Don't fish from the company pier."50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #7 July 6, 2006 If you value your job, I agree with everyone else.....stay away from the co-workers! Nowadays, they might go along with it, even instigate it...and then a day later, file a sexual harassment suit! Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caspar 0 #8 July 6, 2006 screw that! excuse the pun! i never said anything about falling for a co-worker. i meant an office affair. a pure filth situation. im not talking from a perspective that i may get lucky, far from it. there are just so many hotties walking around id like to see if i could get any. ah im 21. ive got so many mistakes to still learn from. aint it great! "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caspar 0 #9 July 6, 2006 im in the uk. dont think sexual harresment would be an issue here. they can sue me for the £200 i have left in my overdraft if they want and id rather burn my rig than give it away to some strumpet! "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #10 July 6, 2006 Quotei meant an office affair. a pure filth situation. im not talking from a perspective that i may get lucky, far from it. there are just so many hotties walking around id like to see if i could get any. Still not a bright idea... but whatever... Quoteah im 21. ive got so many mistakes to still learn from. aint it great! well I hope you actually learn from them then... and I hope your "conquests" don't pay for your mistakes as well... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caspar 0 #11 July 6, 2006 im just being silly dude - havent really grown up yet, at least i hope i havent. i hate my job and im damn bored. sorry. still, i think id go for the chance. giggedy giggedy! edit: this building has hundreds of people in it and half of them are like me. temps over the summer while off from uni so i would of thought it would be cool. shame there arent any otters to do it in like in perris "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #12 July 6, 2006 Quoteim just being silly dude - havent really grown up yet, at least i hope i havent. i hate my job and im damn bored. sorry. still, i think id go for the chance. giggedy giggedy!And I'm (along with others as well) just trying to be the voice of reason... as it is... you're welcome to do as you like... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caspar 0 #13 July 6, 2006 i know....party pooper "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #14 July 6, 2006 So you're a summer temp? And it's a massive building? Do you have any plans to continue with this company after the summer? Seems pretty obvious to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #15 July 6, 2006 QuoteOFFIC AFFAIRS............ im bored and i work in a massive building filled with hot women. the question is how do you lure a hot co-worker into the bathroom and then make her think it was her idea. Simple. Do this and I promise you it will work: Put flyers on the doors of all the women's bathrooms that have your picture, phone number, and (in LARGE font) "Ladies, if you are not fat or ugly, I would like to fuck you right in this very bathroom!!!!" BTW, ignore what all the other posters are saying--sex at work is a GREAT idea!!!! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funks 1 #16 July 6, 2006 You all are a bunch of pussies...who cares about the fucking repercussions...We are talking about a piece of ass right? Ass is to be acquired at any cost!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites gmittar 0 #17 July 6, 2006 While yer at it, get a buttload of credit cards, max em all out, and forget about em. They'll never catch you. |>.<| Seriously, W.T.F. mate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites caspar 0 #18 July 6, 2006 QuoteYou all are a bunch of pussies...who cares about the fucking repercussions...We are talking about a piece of ass right? Ass is to be acquired at any cost!!! rock on that man! i like the poster idea, maybe a blanket e-mail to the whole office?"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites psipike02 0 #19 July 6, 2006 Even so my dad always said: "Never dip your pen in the company's ink" No matter how well you think it looks or it flows....Puttin' some stank on it. ----Hellfish #707---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #20 July 6, 2006 Quotei like the poster idea, maybe a blanket e-mail to the whole office? Only if it has a pic of you naked with a hard-on! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GrumpySmurf 0 #21 July 6, 2006 Make 'em sign the waiver/consent form before beginning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites caspar 0 #22 July 6, 2006 ive got a naked pic of me with my rig on - i used it for the election for president in my skydive club (with a black box covering that area) as i knew i was going to lose. would that do?"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites waltappel 1 #23 July 6, 2006 Quoteive got a naked pic of me with my rig on - i used it for the election for president in my skydive club (with a black box covering that area) as i knew i was going to lose. would that do? Send it in a mass e-mail to all the ladies at work. They will swarm you and will practically be begging for you to have sex with them! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites caspar 0 #24 July 6, 2006 done! wait, why is security walking over he...ARRRRGGHHH!!!!! HEEEEEEELLLLP"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
gmittar 0 #17 July 6, 2006 While yer at it, get a buttload of credit cards, max em all out, and forget about em. They'll never catch you. |>.<| Seriously, W.T.F. mate? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caspar 0 #18 July 6, 2006 QuoteYou all are a bunch of pussies...who cares about the fucking repercussions...We are talking about a piece of ass right? Ass is to be acquired at any cost!!! rock on that man! i like the poster idea, maybe a blanket e-mail to the whole office?"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
psipike02 0 #19 July 6, 2006 Even so my dad always said: "Never dip your pen in the company's ink" No matter how well you think it looks or it flows....Puttin' some stank on it. ----Hellfish #707---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #20 July 6, 2006 Quotei like the poster idea, maybe a blanket e-mail to the whole office? Only if it has a pic of you naked with a hard-on! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrumpySmurf 0 #21 July 6, 2006 Make 'em sign the waiver/consent form before beginning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caspar 0 #22 July 6, 2006 ive got a naked pic of me with my rig on - i used it for the election for president in my skydive club (with a black box covering that area) as i knew i was going to lose. would that do?"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #23 July 6, 2006 Quoteive got a naked pic of me with my rig on - i used it for the election for president in my skydive club (with a black box covering that area) as i knew i was going to lose. would that do? Send it in a mass e-mail to all the ladies at work. They will swarm you and will practically be begging for you to have sex with them! Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caspar 0 #24 July 6, 2006 done! wait, why is security walking over he...ARRRRGGHHH!!!!! HEEEEEEELLLLP"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
