happythoughts 0 #51 July 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteWomen won't let you leave until you take the number. You must be HOT!!!! Hardly. Old and paunchy. I am just polite enough to talk to everyone. Hence, I end up with a stack of crazies. "...and then, Oh My God, my 4th cat Socrates seemed to be communicating with me. All my cats are very intellectual and I only drink imported Spanish gin..." I've got standards. Very low, but they're there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrumpySmurf 0 #52 July 6, 2006 Just call him Some of us lads like the ladies assertive. I never ask for ph#'s, and I won't date a woman who asks for mine. Either I will jot mine down on the back of a business card and simply end the conversation at a high point with, "It was great chatting/meeting/getting to know/etc you, call me.", or they will. This boy is a firm believer in it's better to seek forgiveness than permission and respects women who do the same. That's how the current lady came in the picture Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #53 July 6, 2006 QuoteI've got standards. Very low, but they're there. Usually still breathing is considered a standard? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #54 July 6, 2006 Quoteand then, Oh My God, my 4th cat Socrates seemed to be communicating with me. All my cats are very intellectual I know that woman!! She was telling me that her cat is very spiritual and is a Reiki Master. (True story). QuoteI've got standards. Very low, but they're there Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #55 July 6, 2006 Quote "...and then, Oh My God, my 4th cat Socrates seemed to be communicating with me. All my cats are very intellectual and I only drink imported Spanish gin..." I've got standards. Very low, but they're there. I knew I shouldn't have told you about the cats. Now you'll never call. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #56 July 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteI've got standards. Very low, but they're there. Usually still breathing is considered a standard? "breath-taking" is a compliment. So, you're one of those "bio-phobes" ? Everyone has to be alive for you to respect them, is that it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #57 July 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteQuoteI've got standards. Very low, but they're there. Usually still breathing is considered a standard? "breath-taking" is a compliment. So, you're one of those "bio-phobes" ? Everyone has to be alive for you to respect them, is that it? I guess I have no respect for the dead... Damnit, I was about to go to sleep, now I'm laughing too hard. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #58 July 6, 2006 QuoteI knew I shouldn't have told you about the cats. Now you'll never call. Some people wear a tinfoil hat to protect them from invisible mind-control rays. Some people have 11 cats named after figures from Greek mythology. Some people can sing YMCA in Klingon. It doesn't make them crazy, but if I was betting... that's where I'd put it. "Bob, put 200 on 'crazier than crap' " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #59 July 6, 2006 QuoteI guess I have no respect for the dead... I always check for a few warning signs: 1. If I am standing next to Bolas and they haven't noticed The Hat. 2. They seem too drowsy. 3. Flexibility issues. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #60 July 6, 2006 QuoteI know that woman!! She was telling me that her cat is very spiritual I know a person who is a paid "pet psychic". I always fear that there is some kind of critical mass here. 1. pet psychic 2. anyone who believes them enough to pay them. If you put them in a room together, do they come up with a new Kennedy assassination theory involving leopards ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #61 July 6, 2006 The leopards were only the shooters, the lemurs were the brains. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #62 July 6, 2006 QuoteAs long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound! Ah yes, the college years. Maybe I should go back & get my Masters.Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caspar 0 #63 July 6, 2006 google radio 1 flirt divert funny fucking shit. girls give phone number to guys when they want them to go away. just happens to be a radio station answerphone. you will laugh and cringe so much listening to them."When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #64 July 6, 2006 QuoteQuoteI guess we've all done those things. But I would NEVER have the nerve to call a guy, so the last idea isn't the best. You want me to start a separate thread or should we just add on to turtlespeeds? kelel01 is a big baby. Call him already. Boys are clueless enough that sometimes we need to knock them upside da head. Knock him already. yup. just ask my keeper! I just wouldnt get it if it werent for Hottie. Although, I was the pursuer... both times. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #65 July 6, 2006 Quote yup. just ask my keeper! I just wouldnt get it if it werent for Hottie. Although, I was the pursuer... both times. I'm all for letting guys pursue. But I'll usually knock 'em upside the head enough to let them know the door is wide open. Sometimes that takes multiple knocks. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #66 July 6, 2006 Bah. My wise counsel has advised that I let it go. I was going to anyway, because I don't call guys first. I just can't. Fuck it. I'm going gay. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #67 July 6, 2006 QuoteBah. My wise counsel has advised that I let it go. I was going to anyway, because I don't call guys first. I just can't. Fuck it. I'm going gay. Quit being such a girl. Grow a pair and call him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #68 July 6, 2006 QuoteBah. My wise counsel has advised that I let it go. I was going to anyway, because I don't call guys first. I just can't. Fuck it. I'm going gay. I call video on that one! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelel01 1 #69 July 6, 2006 Sadly, as I am not a frog, that is an impossible task. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #70 July 6, 2006 QuoteSadly, as I am not a frog, that is an impossible task. Wow - we have so much in common - I'm not a frog either - wanna fuck?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #71 July 6, 2006 QuoteQuit being such a girl. Grow a pair and call him. No doubt..........ever think he is sitting at home too nervous to call you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
