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kelel01

If I get a girl's number . . .

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If she gives you a 555 number, you know she has been in the movies, so yeah...it's worth a call.
:D:S:P



Dude that was funny. :D:D



If the Girl's creative she'll give you the rejection Hotline number...

I'm not going to tell y'all the number (oh and I got the number by alternate means... not through a rejection...)

but it's really funny... :D
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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I get that number so many times I have it on speed dial.


...but, alas, even THEY don't answer.


:D:D:D

I just called the Rejection # I have... They answered... and its funny... :D
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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damn it, where's my last sig line....
didn't really sound like you were drinking sure it wasn't after what I told you that caused you to drink tequila and have hot wild girl on girl action?;):|

Where is my fizzy-lifting drink?

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I'm sure. We actually had to go get my phone in order to call you, and we had to have a sober driver take me to it. :D

And the reason I didn't already have my phone was because I had someone hold it overnight for me, so I wouldn't call the boy in question whilst imbibing tequila (the night before). :D

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I call approximately "x" times out of 10.

Just to clarify, I'm asking in whatever time period in which you have collected 10 girls' numbers, how many of them have you called? For some of you, that might be a weekend's worth of data :D . . . for others, 10 years. ;)



Let me guess you've given your number out 10 times last night:D:D
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No. :D:D:D

Just once. But since I actually WANT him to call, he's not going to.

Now when I just flippantly give it out to someone whose name I don't even recall, they ALWAYS call. :D



I didn't know you were kidding!
Damn - give me a break.:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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I guess we've all done those things. :D

But I would NEVER have the nerve to call a guy, so the last idea isn't the best. :D



You want me to start a separate thread or should we just add on to turtlespeeds? kelel01 is a big baby.:D

Call him already. Boys are clueless enough that sometimes we need to knock them upside da head.

Knock him already.

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best bet is play hard to get and flash the sunburnt boobies....guys can't resist those.lol
http://www.skydivethefarm.com

do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?

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Zip. It's a courteous way to escape.

Women won't let you leave until you take the number. Otherwise, they keep you involved in an awkward, convoluted conversation until you take it.

"We should get together..."
"I'm got to get up early so I'll be leaving now..."
"This weekend?"
"I'm leaving the country for Ghana on Thursday."
"Here's my number. It will be great to hear from you."

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Damn, I've been waiting awhile for someone to come up with a comment like this!! I like the way you think, Icon! B|

I'm sure I'm not the only one to think it... just the only one to say something... ;)
Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

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