Shell666 0 #1 July 4, 2006 IRISH PRIEST IN TEXAS Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn and promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?" "And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Brigid's. There is a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?" Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a it, replied with a smirk,"Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!" There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin." 'Shell'Shell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #2 July 4, 2006 Awesome! Thanks for that Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Senseless 0 #3 July 7, 2006 Great joke,it will caryy me thru to Friday! ____________________________________ Stop doing THAT! It annoys the Hell out of me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
