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turtlespeed

911 call . . .

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911 - what is your emergency?

There are people in my back yard

Do you know who they are?

Yes, umm they are hookers, the hookers are in my front yard

Do you know what they are doing?

Yes, they are playing - umm - hore - whats that game? Yeah horseshoes

[chuckle] Umm Sir, do you know how many hookers are in your yard?

Yep, about eight

Ok sir, I'll have a car sent out to you.
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Base to 50

Fifty

Go to
there is a gentleman there that is complaining that there are prostitutes playing horseshoes in his yard.

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15 minutes pass

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Base, this is Fifty

Go Fifty

be advised that the complaintant's next door neibors last name is "Hooker".

:D:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Knew a guy whose last name was Hooker. When he was going to get married we gave him hell for being a pimp, cuz he was going to turn out his girfriend and make her a hooker.

It was funny at the time.

Matt

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