Guys: could you see yourself using this device?

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It's called the stadium pal. Basically you put a condom on that connects to a tube and that leads to a collector bag you strap on your calf. I read in a recent sports illustrated that the writer used the belly to sneak a six pack into a Dodgers game and also used the stadium pal.

I'm going to Lollapaluza and it would be awesome to not have to navigate through giant crowds in order to use a porta-jon.

--"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

[mangledspoon 0]

eww.
why not just get a colostomy bag?

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Race car drivers have been using them for years.

Skymama stalker #69!!!!

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Do you shit every fifteen minutes while drinking? Unbelievable

--"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

[mangledspoon 0]

Can't you use them for peeing too? meh i dunno.

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they have been in hospitals for decades, there's nothing new there

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
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[Slowfaller 0]

True. How new is a different use for them though? Such as sporting events or concerts? I've never heard of it until I read that S.I. article. It'd be great not losing your friends who are at lawn seats at a big concert or risking arrest for pissing in an alley

--"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

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True. How new is a different use for them though? Such as sporting events or concerts? I've never heard of it until I read that S.I. article. It'd be great not losing your friends who are at lawn seats at a big concert or risking arrest for pissing in an alley

mates of mine used then years ago at major sporting events and concerts

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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Ok, you're all talking about how useful and convenient this device would be, and I see your point, but it has so much more potential than that. This could be a money-making device.
Say you're obligated to make some kind of public presentation, speaking in front of several people. Beforehand, make a wager with someone that you'll take a leak, in your pants, while speaking. Most people will take this bet, I think. Get up, make your presentation, let it flow, and show the bag to your friend immediately afterward. Collect money.

Matt