pop 0 #1 July 7, 2006 Little Johnny's neighbors had a new baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When the mother brought the new baby home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see him. Before they left their house, Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word, "ears", he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely. When Johnny looked into the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby. "The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Johnny." Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" asked Johnny. "Yes," the mother replied, "we are so thankful. The doctor said he will have 20/20 vision." "That's great", said Johnny, "cuz he'd be shit outta luck if he needed glasses" -------------- ohhhhhhh SNAP BITCHES!!!!7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WatchYourStep 0 #2 July 7, 2006 That's awesome. "You start off your skydiving career with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience up before your bag of luck runs out." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nickkk 0 #3 July 7, 2006 Good one! What do you do when someone throws a big planet at you? Throw your pilot chute in defense! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #4 July 7, 2006 great!!!! love those johnny jokes!!Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
