jumpjunkie2004 0 #1 July 6, 2006 So my cousin (yes...the same one) was driving down her farm road and this raccoon runs across the street with a baby squirrel in its mouth. She gets out of her car and chases the raccoon down through the woods. She is yelling at it - trying to get it to release the squirrel. The raccoon scurries up a tree. My cousin continued to yell at it. The raccoon just stared at her. Then, at her wits end she picks up a rock and just before she throws it, the raccoon drops the squirrel at her feet. She looks down to discover that it isn't a squirrel after all - it's a baby raccoon! I'm sure the poor mama raccoon was thinking, "Fine. Go ahead it take it. Do you know how much trouble this raccoon can be? I haven't had a good nights sleep in weeks. It wants to eat all the time. It fusses constantly. If you think you can do a better job, then here. It's yours. Take it." Of course, my cousin was mortified. She looked back up at the mama raccoon and just slinked away leaving the baby on the ground. After she told the story, I said, "You do realize that you probably passed at least six snakes on your way down over the hill." Bet she'll never do that again : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #2 July 6, 2006 I don't like your sig line. I hit 40 next month and I was ok with it until I read the line and started remembering how bad 30 was for me.....I'll slink away and be depressed now I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #3 July 6, 2006 is this a blonde girl? In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #4 July 6, 2006 you're not kidding... this girl has no business what so ever being on a farm... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waltappel 1 #5 July 6, 2006 She's never been around raccoons, has she? Walt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #6 July 6, 2006 2fat2fly, I just turned 40 on Friday and everyone kept telling me that I didn't look a day over 30. I'm sure they were just being nice, but it made me feel a little better about it. The truth of the matter for me is that I think I'm improving with age. I'm starting to realize what I want from life. It's all good : ) Happy early BD : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #7 July 6, 2006 Quotes this a blonde girl? Not even a little, her hair is almost black!!!Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #8 July 6, 2006 Quoteyou're not kidding... this girl has no business what so ever being on a farm... She does an excellent job with the garden part of the farm. She has an absolutely beautiful 2 acre garden. Plus, she can skin, clean and cut up a deer - I don't know man woman that do that. She just has a little issue with snakes and obviously, she had no clue that mama raccoons carry their young that way.Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #9 July 6, 2006 QuoteShe's never been around raccoons, has she? She has very little experience with raccoons - tons of experience with bears because for some reason bears seem to like her farm. In any event, she is entertaining : ) Edited for a typo : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #10 July 6, 2006 Quotetons of experience with beers So she's a drinker eh? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #11 July 6, 2006 Quotetons of experience with beers oops....that was supposed to say bears She has lots of experience with beer too - we have a beer fridge in the trailer at the farm : )Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #12 July 6, 2006 QuoteShe does an excellent job with the garden part of the farm. She has an absolutely beautiful 2 acre garden. Plus, she can skin, clean and cut up a deer - I don't know man woman that do that.So... obviously she isn't all that horrible a farm girl... and she does sound entertaining... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MF42 0 #13 July 6, 2006 My question to her would be: If the raccoon was abducting a baby squirrel and she successfully rescued it, what was she planning on doing with the squirrel? Release it so it could be abducted again and eaten? Keep it as a pet? What? Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #14 July 6, 2006 QuoteMy question to her would be: If the raccoon was abducting a baby squirrel and she successfully rescued it, what was she planning on doing with the squirrel? Release it so it could be abducted again and eaten? Keep it as a pet? What? Maybe use the animal as a sex toy you never know with these sick raccoonshttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #15 July 7, 2006 No no no don't you watch Ren and Stimpy. You can use squirls as underpants, duhDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #16 July 7, 2006 QuoteNo no no don't you watch Ren and Stimpy. You can use squirls as underpants, duh So you don't shove them up your bottomhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #17 July 7, 2006 QuoteMy question to her would be: If the raccoon was abducting a baby squirrel and she successfully rescued it, what was she planning on doing with the squirrel? Release it so it could be abducted again and eaten? Keep it as a pet? What? Matt Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #18 July 7, 2006 QuoteMy question to her would be: If the raccoon was abducting a baby squirrel and she successfully rescued it, what was she planning on doing with the squirrel? Release it so it could be abducted again and eaten? Keep it as a pet? What? *** She's a farm girl.....squirrel stew is mighty good eatin'! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #19 July 7, 2006 QuoteShe's a farm girl.....squirrel stew is mighty good eatin'! When I was a girl, my mom would take the squirrels and cover them with BBQ sauce. She'd cook them until the meat fell off the bones : ) Yummy yummy yummy : ) Every now and then, you'd find a couple of little silver pellets in the bottom of the pan.Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpinfarmer 0 #20 July 9, 2006 My only question is is she single??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #21 July 9, 2006 Sorry : ( She's one of the few happily married people I know.Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #22 July 9, 2006 Quote...Every now and then, you'd find a couple of little silver pellets in the bottom of the pan. That's cheatin'. Should use a .22 pistol to at least make it sportin' for the little guys. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
