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Hi . . . I'm a dumbass

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Me: Hi. My name is Matt, and I'm a dumbass.

Dumbasses: Hi Matt!

Me: I guess it all started shortly after I was born...



I've been stupidity free for going on 7 minutes now... :|
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
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Whooo... Congrats, friend. The seven minute mark is a significant milestone.:)
I'm still working on two.:|



HA HA I've got you beat I can go 8 hours on a regular basis :) thats of cours due to the fact I'm sleeping but its 8 hours none the less :P
SO this one time at band camp.....

"Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."

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HA HA I've got you beat I can go 8 hours on a regular basis :) thats of cours due to the fact I'm sleeping but its 8 hours none the less :P



I call bullshit... I for one have managed to do some dumbass shit while I was sleeping... :D:D:D
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And the scottish are what exactly they are only just one notch above the irish



To this stupid Mc, it sounded like you were making fun of my heritage. But then again, I'm a dumbass, so I'm not sure if I sould be offended.:S

*waves at all the other dumbasses*
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I'm still working on two


But...but...even an egg takes three!!:o:)



Eggs aren't quite so simple as a person might think. A dumbass can royally screw one up in much less than three minutes.:|

Edit for dumbassed typo.

Matt

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HA HA I've got you beat I can go 8 hours on a regular basis :) thats of cours due to the fact I'm sleeping but its 8 hours none the less :P



I call bullshit... I for one have managed to do some dumbass shit while I was sleeping... :D:D:D



well if I don't rember it and thers no pictures then it never happend :D
SO this one time at band camp.....

"Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most."

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How do you think i feel. My heritage is the French and irish. No wonder i am one dumb son of a bitch
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:D

Seriously, I need to think before acting from now on.

DUMB . . . ASS. Dumbass. :D



Can I join your club?

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I haven't been able to admit to being a Dumbass just yet(came close a few times), but I have been a member of the Samrtass club for years. :P
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You know what would be an extremely dumbassed thing to do? An extreme dumbass would start feeling so good about his back healing up that he would pick up a handful of rocks and start chuckin' them into the lake as far as he could just because chuckin' rocks is fun, resulting in a pulled muscle and back spasm.>:(:$>:(:|

So if anybody reading this post is ever in that situation, resist the temptation, don't chuck nothin'.:S

I'm going to go drug myself now.

Matt

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